Green Encounters in a Park and throwing bread to geez

B'H

Today I had an unusual encounter that riled my blood pressure no end. A friend and her daughter came over to visit and we took some gluten free bread that had moth infestation and some nice (sob) expensive liver cleanse cereal that is so yummy and had not been opened but was crawling with moth larvae to the geese, ducks and pigeons in the park. It is a waste to throw it in the bin and the larvae make a good bit of fresh protein that the geese, pigeons, ducks and seagulls and other water birds love.

Now there is a sign in the middle of the pond that says Don't feed the birds. People used to come down and throw their left over bread into the pond which has the effect of making the pond rather gungey with bread that is not eaten by the birds. I throw the bread onto the grass and the pigeons and other wild life including possums enjoy it and there is no waste.

When we finished throwing down some old Matza also with larvae and the bread and cereal, I sat on the bench with Evelyn and we talked about the meaning of life, exchanged woes, challenges and joys of child rearing as single parents and having to make a living and how to best balance life's necessities and deal with everything.

Presently a woman marches purposefully up to me. She is middle aged, got some sort of scarf dangling from around her neck and jewellery. In short she looks the typical aging matured hippy type.

   'I have a few things to say to you.' She points at me. I look up and think to myself, this is going to be good. I bet she is going to ask me whether I can read the sign. I was immediately beginning to reflect whether I should pretend I have a reading challenge and ask her politely and pleasant if she could read it for me as I am illiterate, for the moment.

   'My daughter is an environmental scientist.' She pauses and looks down her nose at me. 'She has studied it at university.' At this I look at her serenely and calmly smile showing teeth I wish I had filed for this occasion. 'OH, REAAALLeeee.' I say with the right amount of exaggerated surprise to show the level of my 'admiration'  for such. 'She is really concerned that you are feeding these birds and wanted to say something to you. I know it is fun for the kids and all, .. but it encourages bad behaviour among the birds and it is not good for them to be fed. Don't you see the sign in the middle of the pond?' At that I wanted to get out my white cane, and tap the ground in front of me and say, 'Oh, sign, what sign?' and peer near sightedly at the trees and benches, and then ask her to read it for me. Instead I said, 'I happen to think that sign is a load of bollocks seeing as the council animal welfare officers could not be bothered about the foxes taking these birds a few years back in the drought and leaving wounded and dying birds in the pond. Quite hypocritical if you ask me.' She held up her hand and interrupted me,'That is another issue. I think you need to know that birds like these.....' Behind her there was dumpy young woman with a short skirt and legs like overstuffed sausages barreling up her rear. She had cropped black hair that reminded me of a basin cut that was popular in the fifties among people who wanted to save money on barbers and hairdressers. She had a face that reminded me of the boiled raisin puddings that people used to tie up in cheese cloth and boil. When you unwrapped it, it was an unappetising shade of gray with creases and swollen black raisins in it. Her face looked like one of those with two big raisins strategically placed and a folded over crease for her face and a bump for a nose. I was willing to lay short odds that this was the young environmental scientist.

  'I am concerned that you are feeding these birds. Don't you see the sign. Don't you know how bad it is for these birds to be fed?'

   I decided not to mince words. 'Why don't the pair of you mind your own businesses. What is it that you have to come up and bully people about a sign in a park? I can read and anyway what I am feeding these birds does not harm them. I raised chickens, ducks and turkeys etc in the country as a child. Don't talk crap. Go and bully someone else.' Both people got rather huffy and especially the environmental scientist. They had another would be environmentalist also pulling up the rear.

  'The worst that will happen is these birds will be happier and fatter than they would normally be. Go and bully someone else somewhere else.'

   'I also grew up in the country.' stated Ms Lady of the Scarves Draped around her neck. I gave her a look. 'Yeah right in the Dandenongs or Ferntree Gully most likely or Cranbourne. That is country for some people here. Like way out in the sticks where you are at least twenty minutes from the nearest 7/11 or a good half hour from a Westfield Shopping mall.

   'Go away and bother someone else who will cow tow to your bullying. I don't want to be bothered.' I waved her away.

   The two of them huffed up. 'We shall have to report her.' stated the daughter. Mother agreed and the three of them walked off with backward scowls.

I smiled and thought about pleading illiteracy. The geese honked happily and went on eating. The seven young goslings have grown quite fat and friendly. A couple of the big white geese had waddled over to inspect the newcomers. I has hoping they would take a peck or two as they do to me sometimes to tell me to hurry up and distribute the bread or cereal goodies. Unfortunately they saw these three as unpalatable human beings

Some people need to feel the POWER. That is why they will go and stand over and attempt to abuse perfect strangers.

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Comment by Ilana Yael Leeds on January 15, 2012 at 9:04pm

B'H

The pond is brimful of carp and yellow belly and the sign has disappeared from the middle of the pond. Wondering! :-)

Comment by Ilana Yael Leeds on January 10, 2012 at 11:51pm

B'H

Yes Cate the worst sort of ignorance is those that think they know or live in the past. I have forgotten all I knew about the land. I acknowledge it. My priorities are elsewhere which is raising my kid. All I am interested in is earning enough money legally and working to give him a decent education. People know better than to try and put down my child. Never come between a 'normal' mother and child, because you have a tiger by the tail. 

Hate the city and one day will be done with it and have a place somewhere either in the Shomron in Israel or in rural Victoria where I can live and write in peace after I have finished educating and rearing the boy. Living in the city and meeting idiots like these makes me hate people even more. I love my own company too much now and the more I live in the city, the less time I have for people and think more highly of children and animals. Animals because they are far smarter than we give them credit for and children because they are also smart and unspoiled lacking the manipulations and baggage of adults who betray and are totally self interested.

In the country I guess it must be that you can still like human beings because you have too little to do with them. In the city your contempt grows.

This country has gotten the worst government that they have ever known but who voted these idiots into power. The bulk of the urban population and they don't seem to think.

Just watched The Iron Lady with a friend of mine who is a holocaust survivor. Hungarian and very sweet lady but what she has been through in her life makes me thank G-D my life is so easy.

I like Maggie Thatcher - a lady of principles and she had balls like Golda Meir and Indri Ghandi . Those three were real female leaders, not some spiteful, disloyal backstabbing little lawyer redhead who cannot cope with commitment (why else has she never married and had children at least one) and who has no understanding of family and the issues of family and children.

The country is a real mess and the only thing that will pull us out is hard work, belt tightening and more hard work. Johnnie Howard was a great prime minister. Such a pity and how they repaid the man for his hard work and dedication but that is politics and it is a hard and vicious game of blame.

 

Comment by Ilana Yael Leeds on January 10, 2012 at 10:13pm

B'H

Yes gotta love the 'education revolution' that allows mickey mouse courses like these. People coming out of them thinking their 'S#*T doesn't stink and that cow pooh is a deadly environmental toxin. A three or even a five year uni degree will not help these people understand the land or the environmental issues or the challenges of competent land management. They just don't get it that it is not like learning and going out and practising. Most reasonably sa'avy ten years in the country on a property could tell these people a thing or two about stock handling, land management issues because they live it and anyone who has spent even ten years on the land and managed will know more than any stupid degree can teach these environmental scientists. they used to have Jackaroos and Jillaroos and after about four years they were being to be useful and could be called nearly station hands if they were reasonably dedicated and smart. A stockman was a title not lightly given to someone. Station hands and stockmen actually were not that 'unskilled' yet you get these people going in to some uni classroom lecture hall what ever and learning a bunch of theory and maybe a bit of practical stuff but not immersed in real country life except in some exceptional cases of people who have actually gone and lived the life.

I can read a few books on chinese history and study the language but I will not know the chinese lifestyle as well as someone who has lived in China as a child and brought up in the culture. The same goes for the bush and the outback. It is a different rhythm of life, mind set and it is connected to the land and the evironment in a way that no urbanite can be. That is why it is a real chutzpah to have these idiots in their government cars come on to people's properties and tell them how to manage it.Most of them have so little respect for the farmer or grazier and they have no idea of the issues faced and they look at short term perspectives. Weird and wacky ideas pour out and they wreck people's livelihoods with their rubbish.

 

Comment by Cate Stuart on January 10, 2012 at 10:05pm

Way to go Ilana! Well done - and they are bullies too! Wish i could have been there to see them cop it back for a change!

Cheers Cate :)

Comment by Rob Moore on January 10, 2012 at 9:47pm

Gotta laugh out of that Ilana- well done. I have struck this environmental scientist before and there are busloads of them.

               All revved up with nowhere to go but Govt agencies terrorising the public or into the Climate change industry. Whatever was wrong with the salt mines for job creation lol!

Comment by alan mikkelsen on January 9, 2012 at 4:18pm

Good one, Illana.

Cheers  bro' al

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