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Last line says it all
Holstains.
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia.
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.
What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day".
How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowlculator.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat
What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn't work.
How do you become a viable dairyfarmer?
Marry a nurse or teacher.
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Permalink Reply by Deborah Willis on -
Loved it Peter!! thanks for the laugh!!! How true!. Regards Deborah
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Permalink Reply by Jennifer Bird on -
Love the last one John. When I was 16 the great debate was on as to what I should do for a living. My father was determined I should become a "herd tester" and that way I'd meet a "nice dairy guy" settle down and have lots of "calves". My mother won...thank god!.....sent me back to boarding school to complete Matriculation (yes I'm that old) and on to Teachers' College. I managed to buy my first little place .....actually a paddock Dad sold in order to educate us all.....and have farmed ever since and teaching was my hobby which kept the farming activities viable. I never did have the sort of 'calves' my father thought I should have had being a female! Jen
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