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Permalink Reply by Jan Courtney on May 11, 2012 at 3:20pm

A guy was hunting when a gust of wind blew the gun  over and caused it to discharge, shooting him in the genitals.

 

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad news.

 

The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, & we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

 

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

 

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

 

"Not exactly answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the London Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."

 

 

 

Well,  you were talking  about magic flutes !!!

 

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Permalink Reply by Tony Howard on May 11, 2012 at 7:30pm

Well if we are going to tell non PC jokes here's one that contains racism , sexism, and has religious overtones as well, so it should just about offend everyone who is sensitive to these things!!!!

 

 

 

 

Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat,

watching the front door of the brothel over the road.

The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside.

"Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman.

"Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"
No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door,

knocks, and goes inside.

"Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!"

They continue drinking their beer roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi

when they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.

"Ah, now dat's sad." says the third Irishman.

"One of the girls must have died...”

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