Alan Mikkos discussion is now getting flodded with gags. That's great and I dont want to undermine his fantastic page that lets us all get some comic relief from the everyday bad news of dealing with everything from Krudd to the floods in QLD.

 

Firstly, I would like Alans permission to set up this piece as opposed to his baby.

 

If its OK with Alan, then lets have some (more) fun. If Al thinks I'm imposing on his turf, I'm OK with that too. What do you think Alan and mate I wont be offended if you would like all gags to continue to be put upon your discussion. I will be very happy to do so myself.

 

Cheers,

Bren.

 

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Thank you Alan. If anybody can "kick off a new serious detour " I know you are the man to do it.
good O, Heres One I was sent today.
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good one Laurel. Lets keep it going.
Thanks Greg. Idid think something else was coming. Good stuff. This could get serious.
Here is my contribution for tonight:

After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she assured him in her most scornful one. "You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face."

"He's an arrogant, self-important p***k, P**s on him!"

"You did. All over his suit, " Louise informed him. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him," said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday."
Hi Brendan

Don't mean to be a wet blanket but as the starter of this thread you probably need to remember to take another look at the members code of conduct Specifically

"We are a family show, where we members show respect for each other and each others opinions and respect for others right to have a different opinion. We encourage robust debate - but in ALL cases we play the ball not the man or woman. * We don't allow members to abuse each other, * We don't allow ........swearing ..... racism ..... sexism ..... bullying ..... harassment ..... defamatory or slanderous comments .......Pornographic photos, images , videos, or crude humour.

What starts with a trickle can quickly lead to some pretty base humour. I'd encourage you to keep an eye on the thread to ensure it doesn't go down that path - after all there are plenty of places on the net for that. But not here. There's a challenge for you - Can you come up with a thread of humour that is just funny without being crude or offensive? :)

Alright Laurel, I'll bite
What the heck is an octet stream, and what program do I need to view it?
True story. A school mate was knocked off his push bike and lost the top part of his ear.
We christened him eighteen months......................he only had an ear and a half.

Boob Boom.
Now heres a lot of old bull
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Colin, ? umm I saved that pic as a JPEG and to desktop, so I dunno how? it managed to change itself.
sorry:-(
neat 2 point landing:-)

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