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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 24, 2012 at 10:09am

To Concerned Australian (Caroline), Beverley, and all other interested Lampooner’s .

This is a True report and it was written as soon as possible after my release from Custody. It has been perused and OK’d by Solicitorial eyes and in easy to read sentences to help all for whom the title was altered with that terrible affliction of short attention spans.  Robert WN

This tells of the strangulation of what was a great inventive scheme that came to naught but with perhaps a small name change it may in time when the scandal subsides emerge once more bearing fruit.

Since translation error and language difficulties  caused the failure to float of  Lampooner’s Inc.  on the Greek Stork Exchange  I have not been able to sleep, I have not been able to shower or wear clean dress as I wash all my shirts under the shower it saves water. There is no privacy in that room as a contingent of Chunnel 7 reporters have been hoovering under my bathroom window. Plainly most fair minded people would see I am in a state of disdress.

 I am devastated because of this failure , as Europe or at least the EU part is in turmoil today, Italy no-longer has a coat of Arms and Greece has been force to once more face an election. Their choice Live on Welfare as usual or bludge borrow as usual from the rest of Europe and continue their life of Riley.  I just hope this is not all because of the unfloatability of Lampooner’s Inc.   

But I cannot deny a portion of this devastation was caused by sloppy paper work or more properly NO paper work. Perhaps it was my allowing an impetuous but fully qualified by word of mouth Solicit+or  with no language skills other than back lane Darlinghurst Road dialect the key to Rome and Athens with a holiday phase book and my  Post Office Bankbook.

I suspect I see the handiwork of one Mal Practice at work here someone with his utter craftiness cloneing and using Caroline’s credit card and her name to write that unadulterated spurious load of codswallop in JG that did not at all help the float far away in Greece.

It reads like a page from a Craig Thomson Novel.

The Italian Government who were amongst others in the EU that had examined their treasury and found the cupboard bare, except for a few old mice skeletons worth very little in Euro were desperate and clutching at straws and Greece was a straw basket case. Meanwhile...........

Juliar Gillard in Chicago at NATO had spoken to the Pres. of Afghanistan and with her cash handout from Australia suggested to him that they had in Australia great success with bringing the previously divided third world country closer together with a successful and lavish grand plan the BER. Juliar suggested  Afghanistan was right for a BER to collapse that divided joint into one undivided joint (her words)

Labor’s Building the Education Revolution.  Poor old Kasai agreed but confessed Afghanistan’s supply of Ink for any BER in his Country was less than the money in the Italian treasury and as also was the money in Afghanistan’s treasury fortunately now boosted by Juliar’s $7 billion gratefully accepted. Allah Akbar (Allah be Praised)

Just at that moment in time a Solicit+or from Sydney Australia arrived in Rome with a product to sell   Lampooner’s Inc.  but with no language skills and without any Paper work.  Word of mouth in the money and share market is like dry tinder to a bush fire and word quickly spread of this new stock.        Lampooner’s Inc.   All the shares were quickly snaffled up and greedy eyes were focused upon the Greek Stork Exchange. When it opened and the shares in Lampooner’s Inc. floated they sank quicker than the Titanic.

Chaos occurred the investors could not believe their eyes as all were expecting Lampooner’s INK. And believed they had invested in a Great New INK Well in Australia set up to supply the Afghanistan up and coming  Building the Education Revolution.

When the name Lampooner’s Inc.  Flashed up on the Greek Stork Exchange there was an eruption greater than Pompeii just talk about turmoil there were scenes similar to what was experienced when the Greek Government tried to increase the price of fish and chips and sell them in plain packaging with a plumpness warning.

 The Greeks Ladies amongst others like plumpness and the Greek men simply accepted what was offered. But I digress, and it was all  JUST  a terrible spelling and lack of translation mistake.

The Stork Exchange nullified all transactions and a Sydney Solicit+or was escorted to the plane for Shanghai by the police and told not to return.

The second set back that unnamed Solicit+or had that fateful day concerned my dealings with the Italian Government with the sale of the words removed from the previously Introduction overloaded Lampooner’s site.

As those Greeks more interested in their time off than real work had mistakenly left the Italian Coat of Arms in the dry cleaning fluid far too long and a threadbare mess of what once was a Coat of Arms was retrieved from the Vat.  Causing as you could readily understand a diplomatic incident.

But it also meant the unwanted words I had sold to them were now returned to me, as they now unwanted them and I was by international law forced to return the cash they had paid for the words they now unneeded and so were unwanted. These unwanted words are so once again up for Sale.

Regards to all lampooners from a penitant Robert WN.

Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Beverley and Robert and other potential minor share holders

Please take care ... Robert changes the title of this discussion forum more often than he changes his shirt. Somehow in my attempt to assist Beverley to continue taking her medication I have avoided using the words 'alter egos' when referring to Robert and have started saying things like 'Robert and Company'. This has resulted in poor Robert taking this literally and thus spending the night setting up this off-shore Company and attempting to sell Company Shares on JG. A title of Lampooner's Inc., says it all. It is probably a fly by night company as that is when Robert does his best work.

As a contributor and an apparent share-holder I do not know what this Incorporated Company does. All I know is that it is on somebody's top-shelf somewhere so if you are dusting today and find it please return to the Company Secretary. I have noted that Robert has apparently interviewed himself in his last paragraph so it seems to be to be business as usual with A. Swindler and a transsexual Solicit+or making a guest appearance from time to time. He really is trying as he is using much. much shorter paragraphs but then again it is a Prospectus.

 

A concerned Australian

Caroline

Robert William Nickisson said:

To Beverley and Caroline, just two of our loyal shareholders, this is an important announcement as it will affect the amount you have invested here in the old title.

But in this case as on very few other occasions I have foolishly let financial considerations rule my head. I had a good offer for the old title and on impulse sold it word for word to a branch of the Italian Government who wishes to incorporate it into the Italian Coat of Arms when it returns from being taken to the Dry Cleaners in Greece.

 But I think our financial advisor A Swindler has been taken to the cleaners instead. What will his Mum and Pop think? The deal was handshaked over the internet but the cheque (Queen’s English) was returned Bank Unknown.

 I remember myself Robert WN recently having a check (American) failing to pass the deposit test. But all is not lost and I have instructed A.Swindler Solicitors and here is my recovery plan.

To the Attention of ALL short spanners Lampooner’s Inc. will soon list on Greek Stock Exchange. For Shares please reply to A. Swindler @ Lampooner’s Inc.

This is a Top Shelf Company and this is a great opportunity to enter the Euro Zone and help save Europe. Circumstances may occur that shares become unavailable because a Wayne Swan has indicated a large purchase by a Country he represents all hush hush at present.

Business is as usual for our current 3 to 4 Shareholders. (Numbers vary but they are extremely loyal repliers)

I have at my own expense purchased two extra computers to deal with the inquiries so as not to overload this site.

I will now like all shareholders DO it appears by monitoring their correspondence. Have a LIE down but I deserve it being up all night in negotiations.

Did you know when it's night here it is day in Europe, funny that everything upside down over there including the economy but we here @ Lampooner's Inc. like our PM Juliar with her $7 billion donation hope to help speed their recovery.

Purchase Shares and do your bit suggests Robert WN who is at least arms-length from the Company’s Solicitor.

Best regards Robert WN

 
Beverley Prescott said:

Thank goodness you feel better after the lie down, Caroline.  I was beginning to worry  that you may have caught an affliction of some sort.  I knew I hadn't shared any bon bons etc. with you.

(between you and me, Robert does go on doesn't he??).

Anyway looks like all is coming back to normal again.

Robert William Nickisson said:

 I do sometimes ramble on when I should not as a non-surgical person is rarely interested in medical cases, my apologies Beverly.

Robert, you worried about my not being interested in your medical talk.  I love listening and reading about all things medical.  

Although I don't have any degrees such as my friend here, Caroline, much of my work was performed in hospitals and having had much contact with medicos of all kinds, physicians and surgeons alike, understand the jargon.  I was medical typist for years and absolutely loved my work - full on always but so enjoyable with all the distractions of emergency transfers etc.

Actually being secretary to the Medical Superintendent of the Base Hospital, I had the job of organising and pulling some of them into gear when they they hadn't done what my boss expected of them.  However, most of the time, they were all very hard working and wonderful medicos.  I had to deal with private and public alike as in those days all mixed and had regular meetings.   

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Permalink Reply by vivienne skeen on May 24, 2012 at 10:29am

Hi Robert hope this is OK to put on your discussion.

http://www.menzieshouse.com.au/2012/05/gillards-carr-is-a-clunker.h...

May 24, 2012

Gillard's Carr is a clunker!

ACCORDING TO CROCKER

Every theatrical troupe has a “prop-room.” Most are poorly lit, dusty, barn-like structures that smell of camphor with the usual rows of costumes, furniture, stage backdrops, weapons and probably a whoopie-cushion or two.

Labor’s prop-room differs from the vaudeville tradition concentrating instead on political props like butchers’ knives, stilettos, shivs, and other tools of choice for the metaphoric assassin. 

Also in the gloom are rows of old, oak wardrobes, mostly collected on council clean-up days. They hold special treasures; some are declared “National Treasures” and some are marked “never to be opened”, Lionel Murphy's, for example.

These are Labor’s props of last resort. They are fond reveries of Labor’s past leaders—some dearly departed. Watkins: 1904, Fisher: 1910, Hughes: 1915, Scullin: 1929, Curtin: 1941, Ford: 1945 and Chifley: 1945.

In the “used often” row, beside the vintage wheelchairs, are popular relics thought to be physically alive—although politically dead. Whitlam: 1972, Hawke: 1983, Keating: 

The resurrection of Bob (the builder) Carr is a departure from the crusty old has-beens like Comrades Whitlam, Hawke and Keating who are regularly wheeled out and propped up at various events to infer solidarity during times of Party disaster. It is peculiar how political parties believe the populace will be moved, swayed and awe inspired by losers booted from office, despised, even hated for their ineptitude and arrogance.

Bob’s once athletic figure of yore has plumped a tad, perhaps the result of excess crackling gorged from the porcine coffers of Macquarie Bank, likening the statesman to the waffling, blunderer, Mr. Magoo.

A stroke of Gillard’s pen saw Mr. Carr wheeled directly into the Senate and the caviar Ministry for Foreign Affairs, all without electorate approval. Expedience sidestepped debate on his record of unresolved bungles and his abrupt, political abdication

Carr smugly views himself as an intellectual extraordinaire. Good at American history, bad at NSW administration as the reprehensible Orange Grove affair established. Still awaiting clarification: the resignation of Diane Beamer, and five colleagues: the unsafe rail bridges deception: 17 deaths at Campbelltown and Camden Hospital. That, and more smothered by cover-up and spin. Bob amassed a staff of 31 media minders—all practitioners of spin.

Carr quit politics in 2005 and with a haughty wave of the hand, dismissed his electorate of a decade saying, With malice to none and charity to all. Commendable words considering he murdered the ‘second home’ market in NSW and boldly purchased a house in New Zealand’s South Island getaway, for $330,000, avoiding over $10,000 in taxes because New Zealand had no stamp duty.

Perhaps ego driven, Carr exposed himself, never imagining he would again be in the political firing line when allowing parts of his private diary to be published in Labor Council historian Marilyn Dodkin’s book. Bob’s entries identify him as an, ‘obsessive poll-driven populist, often delighted at the media's superficiality.’

Touted by the sympathetic media as a brilliant political coup, Carr’s installation in early March to an imploding Labor Party was called a masterstroke that would kneecap the Abbott mob and halt the Party’s journey down the dunny.

However, “Bob the party doctor,” the messiah delivered to heal Labor’s woes has fallen short. While parting the political waters he blundered into the same cesspool of incompetence he fled in August 2005.

Carr’s “intellect” as applied to the handling of his foreign affairs duties must be questioned. With only one day on the job he managed to peeve Papua New Guinea with a frivolous comment. In a previous blog Carr wrote: The Dalai Lama is more a cunning monk than a holy man, I told an audience of 300 government students at the University of Sydney. Diplomatic indeed!

Following Carr’s first private meeting with Chinese leaders, he publicly blabbed details to the media causing an incident. When a young Brazilian was tasered and died in Sydney Carr sent condolences to parents via the Brazilian ambassador—the man had been reported as an orphan. Nice one Bob!

Jumping in with two feet he said, The Taliban didn't need to be included in security discussions about Afghanistan. A loose cannon on the deck, I'd say! Furthermore, commenting on the James Ashby lawsuit Carr saw fit to tweet, this Ashby seems more rehearsed than a kabuki actor. Taxpayers’ will pay lots for that prejudicial blunder.

Bob’s job description seems to be minister for everything as his frequency before cameras would indicate. It’s difficult to know if in his roll as Minister of Foreign Affairs, Bob is proffering Party policy beneficial to Australia or worldly matters according to the ideology of failed state premier.

Bob’s political comeback exhibits the skill of a huffing and puffing, punch-drunk boxer. Labor’s hope for a messiah is just one more bungle. Gillard’s Carr is a real lemon! 

 

Thought for the week: The French, Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose, means, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

 

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 24, 2012 at 11:07am

Hi Vivienne, This is just what is needed and excellent ,and Vivienne ANYTHING by anyone can settle and find a home here it is Lampooner's site not Roberts all are welcome but a really great summary of failed self important greatness or as Caroline implies quite untruthfully about me EGOs.  regards Robert WN.
 
vivienne skeen said:

Hi Robert hope this is OK to put on your discussion.

http://www.menzieshouse.com.au/2012/05/gillards-carr-is-a-clunker.h...

May 24, 2012

Gillard's Carr is a clunker!

ACCORDING TO CROCKER

Every theatrical troupe has a “prop-room.” Most are poorly lit, dusty, barn-like structures that smell of camphor with the usual rows of costumes, furniture, stage backdrops, weapons and probably a whoopie-cushion or two.

Labor’s prop-room differs from the vaudeville tradition concentrating instead on political props like butchers’ knives, stilettos, shivs, and other tools of choice for the metaphoric assassin. 

Also in the gloom are rows of old, oak wardrobes, mostly collected on council clean-up days. They hold special treasures; some are declared “National Treasures” and some are marked “never to be opened”, Lionel Murphy's, for example.

These are Labor’s props of last resort. They are fond reveries of Labor’s past leaders—some dearly departed. Watkins: 1904, Fisher: 1910, Hughes: 1915, Scullin: 1929, Curtin: 1941, Ford: 1945 and Chifley: 1945.

In the “used often” row, beside the vintage wheelchairs, are popular relics thought to be physically alive—although politically dead. Whitlam: 1972, Hawke: 1983, Keating: 

The resurrection of Bob (the builder) Carr is a departure from the crusty old has-beens like Comrades Whitlam, Hawke and Keating who are regularly wheeled out and propped up at various events to infer solidarity during times of Party disaster. It is peculiar how political parties believe the populace will be moved, swayed and awe inspired by losers booted from office, despised, even hated for their ineptitude and arrogance.

Bob’s once athletic figure of yore has plumped a tad, perhaps the result of excess crackling gorged from the porcine coffers of Macquarie Bank, likening the statesman to the waffling, blunderer, Mr. Magoo.

A stroke of Gillard’s pen saw Mr. Carr wheeled directly into the Senate and the caviar Ministry for Foreign Affairs, all without electorate approval. Expedience sidestepped debate on his record of unresolved bungles and his abrupt, political abdication

Carr smugly views himself as an intellectual extraordinaire. Good at American history, bad at NSW administration as the reprehensible Orange Grove affair established. Still awaiting clarification: the resignation of Diane Beamer, and five colleagues: the unsafe rail bridges deception: 17 deaths at Campbelltown and Camden Hospital. That, and more smothered by cover-up and spin. Bob amassed a staff of 31 media minders—all practitioners of spin.

Carr quit politics in 2005 and with a haughty wave of the hand, dismissed his electorate of a decade saying, With malice to none and charity to all. Commendable words considering he murdered the ‘second home’ market in NSW and boldly purchased a house in New Zealand’s South Island getaway, for $330,000, avoiding over $10,000 in taxes because New Zealand had no stamp duty.

Perhaps ego driven, Carr exposed himself, never imagining he would again be in the political firing line when allowing parts of his private diary to be published in Labor Council historian Marilyn Dodkin’s book. Bob’s entries identify him as an, ‘obsessive poll-driven populist, often delighted at the media's superficiality.’

Touted by the sympathetic media as a brilliant political coup, Carr’s installation in early March to an imploding Labor Party was called a masterstroke that would kneecap the Abbott mob and halt the Party’s journey down the dunny.

However, “Bob the party doctor,” the messiah delivered to heal Labor’s woes has fallen short. While parting the political waters he blundered into the same cesspool of incompetence he fled in August 2005.

Carr’s “intellect” as applied to the handling of his foreign affairs duties must be questioned. With only one day on the job he managed to peeve Papua New Guinea with a frivolous comment. In a previous blog Carr wrote: The Dalai Lama is more a cunning monk than a holy man, I told an audience of 300 government students at the University of Sydney. Diplomatic indeed!

Following Carr’s first private meeting with Chinese leaders, he publicly blabbed details to the media causing an incident. When a young Brazilian was tasered and died in Sydney Carr sent condolences to parents via the Brazilian ambassador—the man had been reported as an orphan. Nice one Bob!

Jumping in with two feet he said, The Taliban didn't need to be included in security discussions about Afghanistan. A loose cannon on the deck, I'd say! Furthermore, commenting on the James Ashby lawsuit Carr saw fit to tweet, this Ashby seems more rehearsed than a kabuki actor. Taxpayers’ will pay lots for that prejudicial blunder.

Bob’s job description seems to be minister for everything as his frequency before cameras would indicate. It’s difficult to know if in his roll as Minister of Foreign Affairs, Bob is proffering Party policy beneficial to Australia or worldly matters according to the ideology of failed state premier.

Bob’s political comeback exhibits the skill of a huffing and puffing, punch-drunk boxer. Labor’s hope for a messiah is just one more bungle. Gillard’s Carr is a real lemon! 

 

Thought for the week: The French, Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose, means, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

 

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 24, 2012 at 11:25am

Hi Dr Caroline, This being of a medical discussion nature between two practiconers I will dispense with first names so Doctor, I knew Mal Practice when he was allergic to Penni Cillin when it was delivered by a syringe. I despise the man he never paid on time or at all if possible. I will discuss him no longer except to ask has the lovely Penni Cillin her seeing eye dog still as total blindness is a terrible afliction..  Regards from one MD to another MD. Robert WN
 
Dr Caroline Wright said:

Ah Robert...That has to be the best one yet!!!

I did not know that you even knew Mal Practice who married the nurse, Penni Cillin, that I spoke about earlier.

 

Heavens you are one clever guy. The response was well worth the wait. I can see you appearing on Australia's Got Talent at some time in the near future.

Kind regards

Caroline

Robert William Nickisson said:

To Concerned Australian (Caroline), Beverley, and all other interested Lampooner’s .

This is a True report and it was written as soon as possible after my release from Custody. It has been perused and OK’d by Solicitorial eyes and in easy to read sentences to help all for whom the title was altered with that terrible affliction of short attention spans.  Robert WN

This tells of the strangulation of what was a great inventive scheme that came to naught but with perhaps a small name change it may in time when the scandal subsides emerge once more bearing fruit.

Since translation error and language difficulties  caused the failure to float of  Lampooner’s Inc.  on the Greek Stork Exchange  I have not been able to sleep, I have not been able to shower or wear clean dress as I wash all my shirts under the shower it saves water. There is no privacy in that room as a contingent of Chunnel 7 reporters have been hoovering under my bathroom window. Plainly most fair minded people would see I am in a state of disdress.

 I am devastated because of this failure , as Europe or at least the EU part is in turmoil today, Italy no-longer has a coat of Arms and Greece has been force to once more face an election. Their choice Live on Welfare as usual or bludge borrow as usual from the rest of Europe and continue their life of Riley.  I just hope this is not all because of the unfloatability of Lampooner’s Inc.   

But I cannot deny a portion of this devastation was caused by sloppy paper work or more properly NO paper work. Perhaps it was my allowing an impetuous but fully qualified by word of mouth Solicit+or  with no language skills other than back lane Darlinghurst Road dialect the key to Rome and Athens with a holiday phase book and my  Post Office Bankbook.

I suspect I see the handiwork of one Mal Practice at work here someone with his utter craftiness cloneing and using Caroline’s credit card and her name to write that unadulterated spurious load of codswallop in JG that did not at all help the float far away in Greece.

It reads like a page from a Craig Thomson Novel.

The Italian Government who were amongst others in the EU that had examined their treasury and found the cupboard bare, except for a few old mice skeletons worth very little in Euro were desperate and clutching at straws and Greece was a straw basket case. Meanwhile...........

Juliar Gillard in Chicago at NATO had spoken to the Pres. of Afghanistan and with her cash handout from Australia suggested to him that they had in Australia great success with bringing the previously divided third world country closer together with a successful and lavish grand plan the BER. Juliar suggested  Afghanistan was right for a BER to collapse that divided joint into one undivided joint (her words)

Labor’s Building the Education Revolution.  Poor old Kasai agreed but confessed Afghanistan’s supply of Ink for any BER in his Country was less than the money in the Italian treasury and as also was the money in Afghanistan’s treasury fortunately now boosted by Juliar’s $7 billion gratefully accepted. Allah Akbar (Allah be Praised)

Just at that moment in time a Solicit+or from Sydney Australia arrived in Rome with a product to sell   Lampooner’s Inc.  but with no language skills and without any Paper work.  Word of mouth in the money and share market is like dry tinder to a bush fire and word quickly spread of this new stock.        Lampooner’s Inc.   All the shares were quickly snaffled up and greedy eyes were focused upon the Greek Stork Exchange. When it opened and the shares in Lampooner’s Inc. floated they sank quicker than the Titanic.

Chaos occurred the investors could not believe their eyes as all were expecting Lampooner’s INK. And believed they had invested in a Great New INK Well in Australia set up to supply the Afghanistan up and coming  Building the Education Revolution.

When the name Lampooner’s Inc.  Flashed up on the Greek Stork Exchange there was an eruption greater than Pompeii just talk about turmoil there were scenes similar to what was experienced when the Greek Government tried to increase the price of fish and chips and sell them in plain packaging with a plumpness warning.

 The Greeks Ladies amongst others like plumpness and the Greek men simply accepted what was offered. But I digress, and it was all  JUST  a terrible spelling and lack of translation mistake.

The Stork Exchange nullified all transactions and a Sydney Solicit+or was escorted to the plane for Shanghai by the police and told not to return.

The second set back that unnamed Solicit+or had that fateful day concerned my dealings with the Italian Government with the sale of the words removed from the previously Introduction overloaded Lampooner’s site.

As those Greeks more interested in their time off than real work had mistakenly left the Italian Coat of Arms in the dry cleaning fluid far too long and a threadbare mess of what once was a Coat of Arms was retrieved from the Vat.  Causing as you could readily understand a diplomatic incident.

But it also meant the unwanted words I had sold to them were now returned to me, as they now unwanted them and I was by international law forced to return the cash they had paid for the words they now unneeded and so were unwanted. These unwanted words are so once again up for Sale.

Regards to all lampooners from a penitant Robert WN.

Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Beverley and Robert and other potential minor share holders

Please take care ... Robert changes the title of this discussion forum more often than he changes his shirt. Somehow in my attempt to assist Beverley to continue taking her medication I have avoided using the words 'alter egos' when referring to Robert and have started saying things like 'Robert and Company'. This has resulted in poor Robert taking this literally and thus spending the night setting up this off-shore Company and attempting to sell Company Shares on JG. A title of Lampooner's Inc., says it all. It is probably a fly by night company as that is when Robert does his best work.

As a contributor and an apparent share-holder I do not know what this Incorporated Company does. All I know is that it is on somebody's top-shelf somewhere so if you are dusting today and find it please return to the Company Secretary. I have noted that Robert has apparently interviewed himself in his last paragraph so it seems to be to be business as usual with A. Swindler and a transsexual Solicit+or making a guest appearance from time to time. He really is trying as he is using much. much shorter paragraphs but then again it is a Prospectus.

 

A concerned Australian

Caroline

Robert William Nickisson said:

To Beverley and Caroline, just two of our loyal shareholders, this is an important announcement as it will affect the amount you have invested here in the old title.

But in this case as on very few other occasions I have foolishly let financial considerations rule my head. I had a good offer for the old title and on impulse sold it word for word to a branch of the Italian Government who wishes to incorporate it into the Italian Coat of Arms when it returns from being taken to the Dry Cleaners in Greece.

 But I think our financial advisor A Swindler has been taken to the cleaners instead. What will his Mum and Pop think? The deal was handshaked over the internet but the cheque (Queen’s English) was returned Bank Unknown.

 I remember myself Robert WN recently having a check (American) failing to pass the deposit test. But all is not lost and I have instructed A.Swindler Solicitors and here is my recovery plan.

To the Attention of ALL short spanners Lampooner’s Inc. will soon list on Greek Stock Exchange. For Shares please reply to A. Swindler @ Lampooner’s Inc.

This is a Top Shelf Company and this is a great opportunity to enter the Euro Zone and help save Europe. Circumstances may occur that shares become unavailable because a Wayne Swan has indicated a large purchase by a Country he represents all hush hush at present.

Business is as usual for our current 3 to 4 Shareholders. (Numbers vary but they are extremely loyal repliers)

I have at my own expense purchased two extra computers to deal with the inquiries so as not to overload this site.

I will now like all shareholders DO it appears by monitoring their correspondence. Have a LIE down but I deserve it being up all night in negotiations.

Did you know when it's night here it is day in Europe, funny that everything upside down over there including the economy but we here @ Lampooner's Inc. like our PM Juliar with her $7 billion donation hope to help speed their recovery.

Purchase Shares and do your bit suggests Robert WN who is at least arms-length from the Company’s Solicitor.

Best regards Robert WN

 
Beverley Prescott said:

Thank goodness you feel better after the lie down, Caroline.  I was beginning to worry  that you may have caught an affliction of some sort.  I knew I hadn't shared any bon bons etc. with you.

(between you and me, Robert does go on doesn't he??).

Anyway looks like all is coming back to normal again.

Robert William Nickisson said:

 I do sometimes ramble on when I should not as a non-surgical person is rarely interested in medical cases, my apologies Beverly.

Robert, you worried about my not being interested in your medical talk.  I love listening and reading about all things medical.  

Although I don't have any degrees such as my friend here, Caroline, much of my work was performed in hospitals and having had much contact with medicos of all kinds, physicians and surgeons alike, understand the jargon.  I was medical typist for years and absolutely loved my work - full on always but so enjoyable with all the distractions of emergency transfers etc.

Actually being secretary to the Medical Superintendent of the Base Hospital, I had the job of organising and pulling some of them into gear when they they hadn't done what my boss expected of them.  However, most of the time, they were all very hard working and wonderful medicos.  I had to deal with private and public alike as in those days all mixed and had regular meetings.   

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Permalink Reply by Rae Billett on May 24, 2012 at 12:08pm

Poor Bob must have narcolepsy if he does this often.

 

When I was working there was a social worker who fell asleep in meetings, nearly every meeting she attended. She snored as well and no one was game enough to give her a nudge.

 

Then again the meetings were intensely boring and I often thought, I wish it was me........Short attention Deficit.

 

So consider the boredom attached to Parliament question time? I would think Bob is lucky being able to doze off.

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 24, 2012 at 2:30pm

Hi Rae, Yes, Bob Katter does suffer from a reversed Short Attention Span. It strikes whenever he personally is not the one and only Centre of Attention. So Question Time a new game invented from the previous Game of Dorothy Dix asks curlies, just doesn't allow a self-important individual like himself to have the unlimited attention and glory he feels he deserves.  

He sleeps and dreams of one day it being Katter's Australian Federal Parliament.  The snoring is just him telling the adoring members the rose garden Hedge needs trimming. In India Dr Kahn once had a patient who slept through and snored during his whole MRI examination. Not that this is of any current importance but it maybe should Katter need an MRI anytime soon.

But I would like to comment to you Rae on this question of Channel 9 paying a prostitute a working lady to relate her time on the job (working) with Craig Thomson. Do you agree with my hypothesis?

There are many kinds of prostitutes, Prostitutes who sleep with people, Prostitutes who tell lies thus prostituting their reputation consistently like say our Juliar Gillard.

So if we have to listen to a Lying Prostitute Juliar Gillard, why should  not a laying prostitute be given the same right and we all listen to her story.  What is good for the Goose is good also good for the Gander (bisexual) of course. Best regards to you Rae, Robert WN.

 

Rae Billett said:

Poor Bob must have narcolepsy if he does this often.

 

When I was working there was a social worker who fell asleep in meetings, nearly every meeting she attended. She snored as well and no one was game enough to give her a nudge.

 

Then again the meetings were intensely boring and I often thought, I wish it was me........Short attention Deficit.

 

So consider the boredom attached to Parliament question time? I would think Bob is lucky being able to doze off.

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 24, 2012 at 5:06pm

Hi Caroline Whilst in Internship with Dr Kahn in Bombay  “neurophysiological" was a word I found it hard to get my tongue around so I learned to spell it backwards "Locigoloisyhporuen" I found it made more sense that way and Dr.Kahn never objected he being in the forefront of Indian Apathetical Medicine.

But to answer your remarks on hygiene all my pants, golf clothes coats and Jackets, ties are sent to be taken to the Cleaners in Greece just my small attempt to help in their recovery.  Air India delivers and returns the items monthly.

I shower when unobserved by Chunnel 7 observers in only my shirt being washed at the same time and am at all times in the tub and below the waist I hang out as does any free swinging spirit.

Copyright+Wright entitlements that Perspectus is an  inferior first version of the proper Prospectus being left on the shelf like some unfortunate females at dances it was only a draft and inadmissible in Court.

Exchange the Stork; I will explain how the Greek Stork Exchange is an example of the Greek desire for austerity.  Monday to Wednesday Storks are exchanged there according to baby delivery size and weight restrictions. The Stork Airborne delivery carrier cannot leave the ground if overloaded. In extreme cases with weighty babies you have Storking where the carrier is forced to do the delivery at a fast trot or waddle.

Thursday, Friday and Saturday it becomes the Sto /r/ ck Exchange. I ask you how some outside organisation like the EU can expect greater austerity from a Country than that.

Having satisfactorily answered all you questions, I wish to ask your opinion on the latest money making idea to just thrust itself into my unconscious mind. It is just the kernel of an idea at present but worth exploration.

 How about Advertising for a regular completive fee here on Lampoons Inc. I know our benefactor Rob Moore who visited here recently will let us know if it is allowed. (Rob and Ning have rules.)

However as he doesn’t have a site for it on Just Grounds it like free enterprise in China is most probably not allowed.

A Swindler has contacts in the Gillard Governments Advert. Dept. and he could swing some lucrative deals our way I am sure.

However be assured once bitten twice shy and I will not rush headlong as into Greece by approaching Climate Change, or Bob Katter, Barry O'Farrell etc. for material until I have cleared the air with all concerned.

 If this lucrative plan is vetoed I will simply take it on the chin and it will be back to the drawing board and back to my Post Office banking account for more withdrawals. I lost plenty in that Greece encounter and that name change ended up costing me plenty. Regards, to Dr Caroline from Robert WN.

 
Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Rob, Beverley, Rae, Al and other contributors, share holders, solicit+ors, etc

I must come clean here after Rob's description of his bathing and laundering habits by asking how he could be in a state of dis+dress in relation to New's hounds under his bathroom window when he admitted that he does not disrobe during these bathroom chores?

On another important note the use of my 'Company' description for your current mental health condition that lead to the setting up (attempted) of a Corporation is in breach of my Copyright+Wright entitlements as it was not included in the Prospectus that was found on the top-shelf in one of the Massage Parlours in Darlinghurst. I am not sure if they were dusting or taking stock!!

I find it difficult to underststand why you would want to Exchange the Stork, as it is a commonly held practice in Greece to throw the baby out with the bath water which would be a bit murky after Rob had showered and laundered his entire wardrobe.

May come back with further comments later. I do not want to overload your very busy neurophysiological condition.

Kind regards

Caroline 

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 24, 2012 at 8:17pm

Hi Jan, I spent two years working on Messageries Maritime vessels and have seen plenty of frogs legs both attached to and unattached to frogs. I don't recommend that method of digesting them. In those far back days in the early fifties the French still had colonies and were still recovering from the second world war and were fighting the Vietnam war. They were a different race then to now. They were a proud race I preferred them back then. Regards Robert WN
 
Jan Courtney said:

Caroline and Beverley,  I would get independent financial advice if I was you before investing any more of your hard earned money,  especially as you have managed to salvage some from the Gillard repositary for  taxes extracted from  anyone who earns anything. 

As RWN says, the Greek Stork Exchange is totally dependent on French money, even though they have a 'never give up' philosophy,  but their own stupidity has been secretly photographed and it seems that they are destroying their chance at solvency by gobbling up the frogs.

 

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Permalink Reply by vivienne skeen on May 25, 2012 at 11:51am

Rounding up the usual suspects

Andrew Bolt May 25 2012 (8:41am)

Free speech

Labor should feel it’s disgraced itself for being so base as to threaten media critics with new controls, proposed by a handpicked media inquiry created for that sinister purpose.

My disgust for this party and Ministers I once respected is matched only by my conviction that they must be removed before creating even more harm to our fundamental liberties:

A GROUP of five cabinet ministers signed off on Labor’s independent...

Details of how the inquiry was established emerged as officials revealed the inquiry’s head, former judge Ray Finkelstein, was paid $308,000 and the inquiry’s top adviser, academic Matthew Ricketson, was paid $175,000…

Communications Minister Stephen Conroy ... told a Senate committee ... he had a “strong relationship” with Dr Ricketson as he fought off Coalition accusations that the study was a “stitch up” to settle scores in the media....

The Senate estimates committee heard there was no cabinet submission about the Finkelstein review and that Senator Conroy’s department did not offer written advice about the terms of reference or the potential candidates who would lead it.

Julia Gillard, Wayne Swan, Anthony Albanese, Penny Wong and Senator Conroy signed off on the exercise after the government met with the Greens…

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 25, 2012 at 10:46pm

I refuse to be drawn into this attack on my relatives by one Dr. Caroline who has Franciscan friars confused with French Fryers and who quotes a certain 14th century logician and Franciscan friar William of Ockham as some source of knowledge about my family in China and who I know is a fake and was in fact eaten by a Lion.

In China as you already know one of my less important ancestors a wine waiter served at the Last Supper. Unfortunately he did not get into the early postcard snaps, but what he did reveal in his memoirs was the whole meal was prepared in and on an early model French Fryer.  (A proto-type from Esperanto Latin /proto from pronto meaning speedy verb .I pronto, you pronto, he, she, it proto).

 Later on a few centuries, a mob of hoodlums one of which I having researched the names and found was a certain Hoodlum William of Ockham were imprisoned in an old broken down Factory being used as a church where the Sunday morning attendances had dwindled so much it had been turned into a prison.

Attendances had diminished because of another top attraction that had caught the interest of the masses. It was held in the local sports arena, most Sundays with Royalty in attendance and was called Gladiatoring. But bear with me please, the Hoodlums in this incarcerations location did it tough as on these Sunday occasions at the Arena a couple of hoodlum would be needed to attempt to catch and tame the Lions as a treat for the paying spectators and  as a warm up for the big attraction “ The Gladiators.”

Lion taming in those early days was in its infancy and there were no instruction manuals despite what we see today in our modern Arenas called Circuses. Understandably no unfortunate hoodlum who had drawn the short Sunday straw ever returned to the prison.

One unfortunate whose name was recorded on that particular fateful Sunday’s program guide was a certain Hoodlum William of Ockham and another Hoodlum called Late of Malta. The Lions in this encounter won handsomely and enjoyed Ockham and Malta for an early Sunday’s Lunch.

However what mattered in these olden days of Limited Publicity for Sporting events was getting the crowds to the show and keeping unruly spectators entertained and they certainly enjoyed the spectacle of a Lions munching on fresh meat.  Caesar’s take away also sold welcome delights such as Lionade and Animal crackers.

 The French Guards at this prison were getting very worried as the numbers of hoodlum dwindled and some months in the Roman calendar had three Sundays extra according to the Emperors wishes. The certainty of unemployment in the future loomed large. It was decision time, so together with the remaining Hoodlum a plan was hatched and the head guard a big and burly man with a long black beard called Confuse Us Monks noted in his monthly report to the authorities in faraway Rome who in turn informed the current Pope that the remaining Hoodlum had taken Holey vows administered by a travelling Roman clergyman.

He also stated they were all very devout would not answer if spoken too or about and had formed themselves into a Holey Society called after himself Monks  but as he emphasized in Capital letters FOLLOWED ROME STRICTLY TO THE LAST LETTER “E”.  The Holey Sea himself travelled from Rome and His Worship came and saw and agreed that this branch of hoodlum were indeed an unexpected and devout credit to the Holey Roman Empire and no longer were to be used as bait for Lions on Sundays.  Unfortunately too late for the recent lion’s lunch of one Hoodlum William of Ockham.  The building they occupied that originally before being a church was a factory manufacturing early model French Fryers was now and into the Future to be called a Monastery as well this devout order was to be named after the French Guards and the Chief Guard Monks and forever more were to be known as the Franciscan Order of Monks.

Having set the scene…..

What I ask you would a French fryer (the common street name for a Franciscan friar) know about anything including n'th degrees?  It is a matter of common knowledge a genuine French Fryer Model 1 with Hood only operated up to and including the J, K, L and M’ th degree any hotter you were bordering on what at the time the Church Authorities in Rome described as probably the Temperature in Hades Underground’s Best Restaurant for Sinners “The Lambs Fry.” and that temperature only obtained during a superheated French fry up with and including crackling.

But the history of French fryers goes back a long way and the tales are many and one well known French fryer fry up was the famous Maid in Orleans where the maid was attempting to clean the Genuine French fryer Model 1 with Hood whilst switched on to”L” temperature. The carnage to that Maid beggars description and thus cannot be described.

However another great French fry up was Joan of Arc and so determined were the Church Authorities to have this picnic proceed that when their Genuine French Fryer Model 2 with auto lightning malfunctioned and refused to light. They insisted that a large wood bonfire be erected little realizing that a young maiden Joan of the Ark a village near Paris and a known and convicted heretic was in a sound sleep and never noticed the bonfire being erected over her and was unfortunately burnt to death in her sleep.

The Church Authorities were devastated and ordered all other heretics being burnt to death on bonfires had to be placed on top of the fire and not under it.

I could go on but as the main character relied to back up her allegations by Caroline in her tirade against innocent people is like Craig Thomson totally discredited I will rest my case.

A Swindler & Co did the research necessary to write this rebuttal “quod erat demonstratum” since I have not as yet received the OK to sell advertising I cannot give the location or  phone number. Council has been engaged. Regards to Sweet Caroline and all Lampooners. Robert WN.

Trebor si ekawa ot lla uoy .senositroC 

PS. Dr Caroline did you know my mentor Dr Kahn’s research showed that in the early days in China only Blind Doctors were allowed to operate on Ladies of the Court known as  Female Cortisone's as women’s bodies could not be viewed by men and that Law remained so for a further 100 years. The rule was relaxed and men with full sight allowed to operate when after 100 years the statistics revealed not one Cortisone ever recovered from a surgical procedure. It is believed but is not documented that Men were amazed at what was revealed. That was left to Playboy to reveal in print. But Books were written way back then and with this advanced knowledge the birthrate skyrocketed. And we all are aware of China’s population woes even today. Robert WN

Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Robert and Company

All has been very quiet. No not any word or syllable from you. Have the girls got you stumped with their outpourings? Or are you catching up on sleep having spent nights in goal in Greece, resurrecting a non-resurrectable Greek flag from the dye vat? Or are you jet lagged? Or are you tired from nights spent on a Prospectus that ended up on someone top shelf that was said to be a first draft or White Paper Mark 1?

Ah! I know you have taken the sleeping pill I advised Al to take so that he could stay away from the deadly draw of your drivel. This is my favoured possibility.

No doubt you and Company will not be able to stay away much longer. No. indeed! You will have to appear from where ever you are hiding and have your say. Look forward to it.

Kind regards to you all

Caroline

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 26, 2012 at 4:23pm

Hi Caroline read your detailed reply a very neat method of trying to confuse simple truth with an overload of Truth well researched but in vain as,   A Swindler and Partners warned me that a spurious attack would be mounted and dressed up as truth as a lot of it probably is but unrelated as I described what was  the beginning of the Franciscan Order of Friars and he Swindler had kept back certain vital information he had discovered.

 I myself have been away visiting my mentor in India and have undisputable evidence left by none other than Hoodlum William of Ockham himself. I will give a small  hint Lions do not eat Clothes and the Emperor always wore NEW Clothes and had no need for the clothes the lions refused to eat and these were returned to the Prison to be cleaned patched mended and returned to stock.

William of Ockham’s  clothes contained a revelation of information. He was a very talented miniature engraver and left three tiny engravings secreted away. They were dynamite.

The Maid from Orleans I described was burnt to death in America attempting to clean an imported early model French fryer despatched o/s without instructions. The described Joan of the Ark was the first heretic burnt unfortunately sound asleep and when she did not make enough noise for the Church Authorities the method of bonfire burning of Heretics was changed but I failed to mention by order of the Inquisition.

Your Joan was some sort of celebrity of the time. A sort of Cortisone and I know little about her fighting wars when she should have been having virgin Childs. But  I am tired as long plane trips to India with safaris to remote caves where my mentor now resides and elsewhere have sapped my energy and I am willing to call off A Swindler & Co. If we can declare a truce and each pay his or her as the case may be damages and expenses. This case could become INC’s “but nobody told the fish” longest running saga getting nowhere and it is time to focus again on the Foolishness of Government so I suggest a Draw in this case. Further tussles will start from scratch.

A Swindler will not be pleased but the man who pays the Piper i.e. ME calls the Tune.  Besides I have another case in the pipeline it concerns Flannery’s Dutch ancestor who jumped a Dutch ship in Western Australia in the late 1700’s travelled to Bathurst and warned the Aboriginal Nation of the imminent sea rise information and the coming invasion by the British Empire.

 When the sea rise didn’t happen and the so called today in Australia that Invasion did  and they had all their armies behind the Blue Mountains and safe from this dreaded sea rise he had predicted he was deemed unreliable and  they simple made a meal out of him. Regards to sweet Caroline Robert WN.

Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Robert and Company (very poor researchers that they are)

Your response although witting, charming, amusing, hilarious and intriguing as it was has many deficiencies from an historical perspective. It is my intention to deal with all these issues one at a time. This response will critique one such issue about Joan of Arc. This is where your alter ego A. Swindler made some outrageous claims not supported by historial fact.

Joan of Arc (intentionally incorrectly spelt by A. Swindler) was the national heroine of France and was nicknamed the maid of Orleans. Allen Williamson, a noted historian, writes that Joan was born on 6th January 'around' the year 1412 (I do not know how they can be sure of the date but not the year) on the border of eastern France. It was 'around' (again with the around) 1424 that Joan began to experience visions which she described as both verbal communication as well as visible figures (remind you of anyone we know who will remain nameless at present) of Saints and angels which she could see and touch (has this also been your experience Oh Nameless One?). It was the Saints that told her to drive the English from France. It is not reported if this was also the opinion of the angles as well or even if they had an opinion on the matter. Just the Saints! I do not know how she knew the difference unless the angels had wings or they all wore name-tag.

So Joan went to see Lord Robert de Baudricourt who refused to listen to her (I wonder why?) and she returned home. Apparently she predicted an Armagnac defeat on the 12th February 1429 (probably a lucky guess) and when this defeat was confirmed Baudricourt sent for Joan who arrived dressed as a male personage (another cross-dresser like a solicit+or we have previously heard about) as she did not want to take the risk of being raped as she had promised her friends, the Saints, that she would maintain her virgin state.

Eventually she raised and led an army made up of, among others, priests of Dominician, Franciscan, Carmelite and Augustinian persuasions. My question is why your research singled out only the Franciscans for an honourable mention? Was this simply a fluke or did you wish to mislead your readers? Back again to Saint Joan. Her suit of armour was made "exactly for her body" -- a made to measure suit not a suit selected off the rack for our Joan, the cross-dresser.

She expelled all the prostitutes from the camp (and probably a man named Craig) and all the soldiers had to go to church and give up swearing. She came close to winning against the English army led by Charles who later became King Charles V11. The French troops fought many battles against the English in France. It was in Lagny-sur-Marne that Saint Joan, as she was known at the time (Wow a living Saint), took time out to save an infant. She and other virgins of the town were praying in the church on behalf of a dead baby, that it might be revived long enough to be baptised (only a small miracle) and the baby came back to life, yawned three times and was hastely baptised before it died again. WOW! SHUCKS! AND GEE WHIZ!

Saint John was once again back on the battle field and was eventually captured by Burgundian troops and imprisoned. She was eventually transferred to an English prison (a prisoner-exchange sort of thing like we have with Carr's alleged Indonesia deal for Ms Kirby) so that she could be tried for a murder which the Duke had ordered (one can't trust Dukes!). Some of the men involved in the trial later admitted that the English conducted the proceedings for the purpose of revenge rather than any genuine belief that she was a heretic. New's Flash fellas you were a tad late with the truth.

Instead of being held in a church prison where female prisoners were guarded by nuns Saint Joan was held in a secular prison with English soldiers as guards. As she was a cross-dresser, she continued to wear two pairs of pants laced up with, wait for it, two dozen cords while in prison. History does not tell us if this two pairs of pants thing was a protection for an incontinence problem or about her virginity.

The Tribunal eventually decided to use the two pairs of pants and two dozen cords (not 23 or 25) against her as it violated the prohibition against cross-dressing. They tried to have her convicted of witchcraft but failed and it was the cross-dressing charge that got her in the end. In legalese speek she was a "relapsed heretic".

She was tied to a tall pillar well above the crowd to be burned---she was not asleep under a burning bundle of sticks as A. Swindler would have us believe. An historian he is not!

There are many such issues to be addressed over time but that is enough for now. Time for a cup of tea and maybe a good lie down.

Kind regards to Robert and Sundry and the occasional readership of this discussion topic

Caroline 

 

Robert William Nickisson said:

I refuse to be drawn into this attack on my relatives by one Dr. Caroline who has Franciscan friars confused with French Fryers and who quotes a certain 14th century logician and Franciscan friar William of Ockham as some source of knowledge about my family in China and who I know is a fake and was in fact eaten by a Lion.

In China as you already know one of my less important ancestors a wine waiter served at the Last Supper. Unfortunately he did not get into the early postcard snaps, but what he did reveal in his memoirs was the whole meal was prepared in and on an early model French Fryer.  (A proto-type from Esperanto Latin /proto from pronto meaning speedy verb .I pronto, you pronto, he, she, it proto).

 Later on a few centuries, a mob of hoodlums one of which I having researched the names and found was a certain Hoodlum William of Ockham were imprisoned in an old broken down Factory being used as a church where the Sunday morning attendances had dwindled so much it had been turned into a prison.

Attendances had diminished because of another top attraction that had caught the interest of the masses. It was held in the local sports arena, most Sundays with Royalty in attendance and was called Gladiatoring. But bear with me please, the Hoodlums in this incarcerations location did it tough as on these Sunday occasions at the Arena a couple of hoodlum would be needed to attempt to catch and tame the Lions as a treat for the paying spectators and  as a warm up for the big attraction “ The Gladiators.”

Lion taming in those early days was in its infancy and there were no instruction manuals despite what we see today in our modern Arenas called Circuses. Understandably no unfortunate hoodlum who had drawn the short Sunday straw ever returned to the prison.

One unfortunate whose name was recorded on that particular fateful Sunday’s program guide was a certain Hoodlum William of Ockham and another Hoodlum called Late of Malta. The Lions in this encounter won handsomely and enjoyed Ockham and Malta for an early Sunday’s Lunch.

However what mattered in these olden days of Limited Publicity for Sporting events was getting the crowds to the show and keeping unruly spectators entertained and they certainly enjoyed the spectacle of a Lions munching on fresh meat.  Caesar’s take away also sold welcome delights such as Lionade and Animal crackers.

 The French Guards at this prison were getting very worried as the numbers of hoodlum dwindled and some months in the Roman calendar had three Sundays extra according to the Emperors wishes. The certainty of unemployment in the future loomed large. It was decision time, so together with the remaining Hoodlum a plan was hatched and the head guard a big and burly man with a long black beard called Confuse Us Monks noted in his monthly report to the authorities in faraway Rome who in turn informed the current Pope that the remaining Hoodlum had taken Holey vows administered by a travelling Roman clergyman.

He also stated they were all very devout would not answer if spoken too or about and had formed themselves into a Holey Society called after himself Monks  but as he emphasized in Capital letters FOLLOWED ROME STRICTLY TO THE LAST LETTER “E”.  The Holey Sea himself travelled from Rome and His Worship came and saw and agreed that this branch of hoodlum were indeed an unexpected and devout credit to the Holey Roman Empire and no longer were to be used as bait for Lions on Sundays.  Unfortunately too late for the recent lion’s lunch of one Hoodlum William of Ockham.  The building they occupied that originally before being a church was a factory manufacturing early model French Fryers was now and into the Future to be called a Monastery as well this devout order was to be named after the French Guards and the Chief Guard Monks and forever more were to be known as the Franciscan Order of Monks.

Having set the scene…..

What I ask you would a French fryer (the common street name for a Franciscan friar) know about anything including n'th degrees?  It is a matter of common knowledge a genuine French Fryer Model 1 with Hood only operated up to and including the J, K, L and M’ th degree any hotter you were bordering on what at the time the Church Authorities in Rome described as probably the Temperature in Hades Underground’s Best Restaurant for Sinners “The Lambs Fry.” and that temperature only obtained during a superheated French fry up with and including crackling.

But the history of French fryers goes back a long way and the tales are many and one well known French fryer fry up was the famous Maid in Orleans where the maid was attempting to clean the Genuine French fryer Model 1 with Hood whilst switched on to”L” temperature. The carnage to that Maid beggars description and thus cannot be described.

However another great French fry up was Joan of Arc and so determined were the Church Authorities to have this picnic proceed that when their Genuine French Fryer Model 2 with auto lightning malfunctioned and refused to light. They insisted that a large wood bonfire be erected little realizing that a young maiden Joan of the Ark a village near Paris and a known and convicted heretic was in a sound sleep and never noticed the bonfire being erected over her and was unfortunately burnt to death in her sleep.

The Church Authorities were devastated and ordered all other heretics being burnt to death on bonfires had to be placed on top of the fire and not under it.

I could go on but as the main character relied to back up her allegations by Caroline in her tirade against innocent people is like Craig Thomson totally discredited I will rest my case.

A Swindler & Co did the research necessary to write this rebuttal “quod erat demonstratum” since I have not as yet received the OK to sell advertising I cannot give the location or  phone number. Council has been engaged. Regards to Sweet Caroline and all Lampooners. Robert WN.

Trebor si ekawa ot lla uoy .senositroC 

PS. Dr Caroline did you know my mentor Dr Kahn’s research showed that in the early days in China only Blind Doctors were allowed to operate on Ladies of the Court known as  Female Cortisone's as women’s bodies could not be viewed by men and that Law remained so for a further 100 years. The rule was relaxed and men with full sight allowed to operate when after 100 years the statistics revealed not one Cortisone ever recovered from a surgical procedure. It is believed but is not documented that Men were amazed at what was revealed. That was left to Playboy to reveal in print. But Books were written way back then and with this advanced knowledge the birthrate skyrocketed. And we all are aware of China’s population woes even today. Robert WN

Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Robert and Company

All has been very quiet. No not any word or syllable from you. Have the girls got you stumped with their outpourings? Or are you catching up on sleep having spent nights in goal in Greece, resurrecting a non-resurrectable Greek flag from the dye vat? Or are you jet lagged? Or are you tired from nights spent on a Prospectus that ended up on someone top shelf that was said to be a first draft or White Paper Mark 1?

Ah! I know you have taken the sleeping pill I advised Al to take so that he could stay away from the deadly draw of your drivel. This is my favoured possibility.

No doubt you and Company will not be able to stay away much longer. No. indeed! You will have to appear from where ever you are hiding and have your say. Look forward to it.

Kind regards to you all

Caroline

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 26, 2012 at 4:37pm

Hi Beverley, Yes they will wreck havoc and leave as much debt as possible but they are now short lived as will be any so called legislation they pass. I suggest we stop worrying about them but still writing and annoying them right till they are removed,.so for an hour or two,

Hi All, and Beverley and Caroline,  I am being attacked by Cortisones from all angles and to give them time to settle down again I put on my thinking cap and thought of all those great Bands over my lifetime I have enjoyed and had pleasure from their music.  As I am tottering on the edge of that long and uninterrupted sleep over and will soon be spoken about behind my back as no longer with us. I will probably remember some bands and their greatest hits that were top of the pops before you became interested in music. Some bands were one night wonders some stood the test of time but all were musical talent. Following are my first memories of bands I knew as a child. I would love to see your favorites.

Top for today a Scottish group, “Caught short Jock and his collection of Toilet Paper Wrappers on Bagpipes.”

Hit one, a long, long March,  “A Toilet for me” closely followed by a Chart stopper a romantic Ballard “I would love to spend a penny on you.”

Group “Snowy, Tabby and the Sex mad Kittens “a short lived Band

Hit. “How much is that Tom Cat in the Window”

Group “Venus with Milo on Bass drum and the four Fiddle Centurions.

Hit “A Roman in the Glowmen” or “We fiddled on as Rome smoldered on.” Released in Garlic.

Last Group “Cream Puff and her Chocolate Cream ensemble” singing “Will  AreNot’s be forever true.”

Even though I never reached the heights or lows of the above groups and even if I say so myself in all modesty I could carry a tune in my early years. Regards , Robert WN

 
Beverley Prescott said:

Holy mackerel!!  I just had a look at the link from Vivienne re Andrew Bolt's piece.

We may be doomed on here - how dare they - and look at the price they paid to get someone to tell them to curtail what can be said.

Robert, to the rescue please.

vivienne skeen said:

Rounding up the usual suspects

Andrew Bolt May 25 2012 (8:41am)

Free speech

Labor should feel it’s disgraced itself for being so base as to threaten media critics with new controls, proposed by a handpicked media inquiry created for that sinister purpose.

My disgust for this party and Ministers I once respected is matched only by my conviction that they must be removed before creating even more harm to our fundamental liberties:

A GROUP of five cabinet ministers signed off on Labor’s independent...

Details of how the inquiry was established emerged as officials revealed the inquiry’s head, former judge Ray Finkelstein, was paid $308,000 and the inquiry’s top adviser, academic Matthew Ricketson, was paid $175,000…

Communications Minister Stephen Conroy ... told a Senate committee ... he had a “strong relationship” with Dr Ricketson as he fought off Coalition accusations that the study was a “stitch up” to settle scores in the media....

The Senate estimates committee heard there was no cabinet submission about the Finkelstein review and that Senator Conroy’s department did not offer written advice about the terms of reference or the potential candidates who would lead it.

Julia Gillard, Wayne Swan, Anthony Albanese, Penny Wong and Senator Conroy signed off on the exercise after the government met with the Greens…

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