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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 19, 2012 at 12:27pm

Sweet Caroline, Your constant stream of good wishes towards all these aka Robert etc. etc. etc. and so forth strange people is confusing as my family tree an English Oak has no Horticultural relationship to the Oakeshott spotted Log a small stunted parasitic Tree. Actually Caroline my tree shows no AKA's every marrying or otherwise entering our family line and it can be traced far back into history. I do believe there was A Swindler mentioned as serving at the last supper and at the last lunch he was rostered off on the last breakfast (he was a wine waiter), on the stone Tablet " Judas tells all and names Names" that caused such a ruckus in the Roman Empire the Emperor ordered it smashed to pieces and used as highway filling. But fortunately for us Swindlers an alert historian had earlier made a rubbing of the content on the Tablet and the record was preserved. But all that is old hat. I had no sleep last night my mind was in memory mode and the night was spent recalling and applying that recall knowledge to the printed word. I had entered Just Grounds today bleary eyed from lack of sleep but with the intention of placing "Swindler's List" that history hereon. But the research and time taken to truthfully answer your reply has forced my ISP to place a five hour ban on further communication this session the ISP count down shows I have twenty letters and spaces left this session so Swindler’s List must wait sorry for that and now to sleep.   Regards Robert WN

 Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Lampoon's Lament, Rob, A. Swindler, etc, etc

Your poor little sweetie ... I am so sorry that I raised such sad memories about one of your alter ego's (A. Swindler) memories of living in China. You must have indeed been very distraught last night to start to feel sorry for Craig Thompson and his loss of his credit card. You will indeed feel better after a good sleep and will see things in a much saner light today. That statement is based on the assumption that you will be the same person today as you were when you went to bed last night.

I do, however, look forward to hearing more about A. Swindler over the week-end.

Kind regards

Caroline

 

Robert William Nickisson said:

Hi Caroline, It is a cruel world and had you been through the experiences I have had since my birth in China in pre-communist days, you would have learned how to date a check the check (American spelling) you sent is dated 12/08/2018 but be assured I have a long memory and it will be presented for payment on that date when I trust funds will be available.

Had you been born in China as stated above where my Mother and Father carried on a Pawn-broking business and with  the ups and downs of growing up in the pawn industry, you would understand that ice-cream with steak, eggs onions and chips is not in any way connected to pregnancy but is a delicacy that was served on special occasions and during major mah-jong tournaments in the Chinese hinterland.

The only multiple personality disorder I have is the knowledge that I have changed my (NEE) name it was necessary after I left China where as a young man I had a thriving Financial business before a dishonest employee and the Communist takeover forced me out. Because the Red and Yellow man a Mr. Mao tse Tung never forgives or forgets I had to change my name when I entered Marine Engineering to what it is today.  In China I was born and christened A.Swindler the A stood for Almighty as my parents being deeply religious and in the pawn business were of the opinion it would buy them some condolences on their arrival at the Gates of hereafter. I was always called Al. You can see now why I could comment so effectively on how the Chinese would consider Foreign Minister Carr the greatest clown to visit their country since the B&B Circus. It is too painful the memories to continue my China Story now as the tears are running down my cheeks but I will over the next day or two put pen to blotting paper and describe the Highs and Lows of a young businessman who was on the verge of creating a financial Dynasty. Only to be struck down in his prime by circumstances beyond his control. Alas, I just cannot continue memories are so painful and in a way I can understand Dobell's Craig Thomson's anguish at the loss of his credit card and his elation at the chance to clear his dishonored and sullied name in his coming address to Parliament. More later on the Swindler family China history. regards Robert (nee Al) WN

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 19, 2012 at 2:20pm

Hi Caroline, I have just this moment renegotiated with my ISP to allow me to continue on Just Grounds and I return to Smart Alec...(another Alterego!!) 'Swindler's List' indeed. But I fight fire with fire although Confucious says" Man who fights fire with fire ends up with two burnt down houses". These ancient mistricks sure knew their stuff. But here is The Swindler's List the true as I can recall version and I expect an apology for missalignment after you read it Robert WN.

The Swindlers List. 

                You have forced me to remember a sad period in my very early career. I had started a financial Business, from a back room in my parent’s Pawn Brokerage business in Shanghai. It was to be the start of a Chinese financial Empire. I called it “Swindler’s Finances”. My original (i.e.; nee) name was Mr A. Swindler the A standing for Almighty but I was always called Al at home. Later I changed it by deed poll to what it remains today when circumstances forced that decision on me. I got the idea about starting up this business due to my observation of the amount of Gold the Chinese keep in their teeth for use on a rainy day.  They had no confidence what so ever in Banks but they had also become over the years upset at the continual rises in their Dental Bills when they needed to uncap their gold reserves for simple everyday life expenses. My company prospectus promised to look after this Gold instead of them putting it in their mouths and charge a flat 10%. It was then available to them at call and at the drop of a hat and without dentistry intervention. The company hours were flexible and I was available any time after bar closing hours. The amount of money I saved my Clients on Dentist Bills alone when they wanted to buy a new refrigerator or TV or even take a modest holiday you wouldn’t believe.  I employed two Chinese Staff one a Mr Wong for general duties and the other  was (sorry I have no Chinese characters on this machine but this will give you an idea) a Mr @##$%%&ng bookkeeper/clerk and accountant as I had little time to spare what with Mah Jong tournaments and editing my Financial Publication “ Swindler’s List”.  Looking back this is where memories become quite painful and I find it hard to commit words to paper but continue, I will.

Prior to memories becoming painful, I entered the Apex of my financial career. Swindlers List was a much sought after publication in the Investment Circles of China and I as Editor was facing a bright future.  Rickshaw boys were jostling for my custom.

But Fame alas can be short and bitter.  I suppose I should describe Mr @##$%%&ng, he was short even for a Chinese, a small stooped man.  Myopic in both eyes and he could hardly see as well.  He had a long thin nose on which were perched the two pairs of glasses he wore simultaneously to correct both long and short sight. Sometimes I think the genes KNOW hence the long nose.  Everything in the business seemed to be flowing smoothly, my 10% a month commission  was bringing in a good return as was the Publication and I could afford to cut back on my working hours to just one hour after bar closing.

Then I began to get letters and worse than that threats of legal action, all these letters and threats citing Mal Practice.  I was at a loss to know what the problem was except the cash reserves seemed to be in short supply and when I could bear it no more I tackled  Mr @##$%%&ng quite forcibly about it ,and bookkeeping, and his Mongolian degree in accountancy . Under this Mafia style grilling he broke down and revealed that his  name in English was "Mal Practice" named after his father the 19th and youngest member in the family wherein also was a Lottsa  Practice and his mother was Outer Practice  coming as she did from Outer Mongolia. 

Here standing in front of me was the cause of my many and then some sleepless nights, not all to be quite honest for, I myself Mr A. Swindler was also a gambler and had taken some substantial sums of money from petty cash to cover my losses on the Mah Jong tables having on numerous occasions a perchance to a good night on the tiles, but I digress.

This is where as C.E.O.  I had to be firm. Despite all his pleas of innocence, I was not fooled; I led Mr Mal Practice alias Mr@##$%%&ng to the front door and with a swift kick from a stout leather no.7 boot to an area known as the centre of Chinese rear guard action deposited him on the pavement.

 I took out full page adds in the China Mail stating  Mal Practice was no longer allowed in my firm.  But the damage was done financial uncertainty panics the Markets. The threatening letters increased from a trickle to a raging torrent.  Then the Communists took over in China and I hurriedly de-camped Shanghai for safer climes. Typically it seemed that I a businessman and now a loathed arm of Private Enterprise in China with a thriving money making business was snuffed out by a deceiving employee Mal Practice a small gambling problem and his big brother Communist mates. The moral, if there is one is that there is no place for sentiment in Business and always check up on the meaning of those long unpronounceable Chinese names.

In hindsight, that backward look forward attempt at justification, I am sure that had I at the very start employed just two Mr Wongs  I would have made the right choice and may easily have saved my business but alas it was not to be and so after a swift name change I became a Marine Engineer.   However even after all these years I have never forgotten the Swindler Family Grace.  Both Father and Mother were very Religious People and Grace was said both before and after meals.  “In God this Family Trusts ALL others CASH.   Amen”  Occasionally on casting my jaundiced eye over the Stock and Investment Markets today I see many companies using the Swindler Financial Pattern Plan and have cursed myself for not patenting it when I first devised it. However anyone reading this confession of a haunted soul and wishing to start a business in the financial industry could do no worse than to buy a copy of that early financial plan I now have on Sale “If the Price is Right.”

Robert W.Nickisson

 

 

 
 
Dr Caroline Wright said:

Smart Alec...(another Alterego!!) 'Swindler's List' indeed.

Kind regards

Caroline

Robert William Nickisson said:

Sweet Caroline, Your constant stream of good wishes towards all these aka Robert etc. etc. etc. and so forth strange people is confusing as my family tree an English Oak has no Horticultural relationship to the Oakeshott spotted Log a small stunted parasitic Tree. Actually Caroline my tree shows no AKA's every marrying or otherwise entering our family line and it can be traced far back into history. I do believe there was A Swindler mentioned as serving at the last supper and at the last lunch he was rostered off on the last breakfast (he was a wine waiter), on the stone Tablet " Judas tells all and names Names" that caused such a ruckus in the Roman Empire the Emperor ordered it smashed to pieces and used as highway filling. But fortunately for us Swindlers an alert historian had earlier made a rubbing of the content on the Tablet and the record was preserved. But all that is old hat. I had no sleep last night my mind was in memory mode and the night was spent recalling and applying that recall knowledge to the printed word. I had entered Just Grounds today bleary eyed from lack of sleep but with the intention of placing "Swindler's List" that history hereon. But the research and time taken to truthfully answer your reply has forced my ISP to place a five hour ban on further communication this session the ISP count down shows I have twenty letters and spaces left this session so Swindler’s List must wait sorry for that and now to sleep.   Regards Robert WN

 Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Lampoon's Lament, Rob, A. Swindler, etc, etc

Your poor little sweetie ... I am so sorry that I raised such sad memories about one of your alter ego's (A. Swindler) memories of living in China. You must have indeed been very distraught last night to start to feel sorry for Craig Thompson and his loss of his credit card. You will indeed feel better after a good sleep and will see things in a much saner light today. That statement is based on the assumption that you will be the same person today as you were when you went to bed last night.

I do, however, look forward to hearing more about A. Swindler over the week-end.

Kind regards

Caroline

 

Robert William Nickisson said:

Hi Caroline, It is a cruel world and had you been through the experiences I have had since my birth in China in pre-communist days, you would have learned how to date a check the check (American spelling) you sent is dated 12/08/2018 but be assured I have a long memory and it will be presented for payment on that date when I trust funds will be available.

Had you been born in China as stated above where my Mother and Father carried on a Pawn-broking business and with  the ups and downs of growing up in the pawn industry, you would understand that ice-cream with steak, eggs onions and chips is not in any way connected to pregnancy but is a delicacy that was served on special occasions and during major mah-jong tournaments in the Chinese hinterland.

The only multiple personality disorder I have is the knowledge that I have changed my (NEE) name it was necessary after I left China where as a young man I had a thriving Financial business before a dishonest employee and the Communist takeover forced me out. Because the Red and Yellow man a Mr. Mao tse Tung never forgives or forgets I had to change my name when I entered Marine Engineering to what it is today.  In China I was born and christened A.Swindler the A stood for Almighty as my parents being deeply religious and in the pawn business were of the opinion it would buy them some condolences on their arrival at the Gates of hereafter. I was always called Al. You can see now why I could comment so effectively on how the Chinese would consider Foreign Minister Carr the greatest clown to visit their country since the B&B Circus. It is too painful the memories to continue my China Story now as the tears are running down my cheeks but I will over the next day or two put pen to blotting paper and describe the Highs and Lows of a young businessman who was on the verge of creating a financial Dynasty. Only to be struck down in his prime by circumstances beyond his control. Alas, I just cannot continue memories are so painful and in a way I can understand Dobell's Craig Thomson's anguish at the loss of his credit card and his elation at the chance to clear his dishonored and sullied name in his coming address to Parliament. More later on the Swindler family China history. regards Robert (nee Al) WN

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 19, 2012 at 6:05pm

Hi Caroline, Thank for your kind remarks but relating the truth is not difficult and at one time with my  Darlinghurst Solicitor correct spelling ( not Solicit+or ) as those with  limited higher education mistakenly sometimes mangle the spelling of that awkward word.  As I was saying with my Solicitor I attended a seminar where the lecturer was dressed from head to foot in Black Muslim attire and not one distinguishing feature could be observed. But as she droned on one thing stuck in my subconscious mind and has since that day. She said. “Remember it is not a LIE if YOU believe it” People said later it was a Julia Gillard an obscure Union socialist solicitor moonlighting to make ends meet. But as at that time I had never heard of her I dismissed the tittle tattle. I was lucky over my life to have excellent mentors. In Bombay Dr Kahn made absolutely certain that before I entered the Op.theater I was groomed in hygiene and sent me to serve three months as the official hand cleanser to a very famous Palmist or Palm reader. She demanded absolute cleanliness of the palms she perused as the tracks on the hands she read and predicted if unclean could cause serious miscalculations. Her predictions were in most cases correct to the hour and the day. It was a very important task and if I do say so myself I passed those cleansing three months with flying colours. A fellow internee an Indian who shared the dorm with me had a funny approach to awakening after his night’s sleep, but I became used to it. On awakening he would leap out of bed face the mirror and say “Ah there you are again you handsome fellow”.

But importantly Caroline I have for the moment come to the end of my relating of my life and exploits of ups and downs and with Swindlers List the curtain has been drawn.

It is time to return to the real world of Just Grounds, the world of Juliar, O’Farrell, Swan and Dobell Craig Thomson’s Explanation that will I predict be far more of a stretch of the imagination than anything I have experienced.

So the best of regards to you Caroline and to Jeff Hutcho and Vivienne, I also have enjoyed your jousting repartee. But tomorrow I awaken to explore events back in the real and current world. Anyway it’s time we stopped hogging this site for our own pleasures and as most Just grounders consider me one sandwich short of a cut lunch, I must try to be very serious in future.At least I will try, Very best wishes to all Robert WN

Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Robert

Oh my, your life story (Swindler's List) was worth the wait. What a great laugh I had. With each sentence I thought 'How is he going to top that?' And, of course, you did. What a wit you have when committing it to paper. But let's face it you have a awful lot of people in your head to help you. It must get very crowded in there and lead to sleepless nights when they are all fighting. With me it is 'what you see is what you get' kind of thing with no help!!

But to put my response in context (Lampoon and all that) I may contact Craig Thompson and suggest that his best defense re use of his credit card would be to say it was not him but one of his alter egos that used it. Of course I will also send him a bill for that advise (cash only of course) then I will invest the money so with the accrued interest I will be able to pay your rather over-inflated bill in installments. Thank the powers that be that you did not include the GST.

One final question on parting: How long is Swindler's List? or was what the wrote the condensed version?

You are a treasure to correspond with.

Regards

Caroline

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 20, 2012 at 6:20pm

HI All, with that song“Owe what a beautiful morning “on my lips I bounced out of my charpoy (Indian lingo for Bed) for those who did not have the benefit of a Public School Education and or including Higher Education. The Morning It was and remained just that until I opened J G and read the comments from a certain Heckle and Hyde behind a Degree one Doctor who shall be nameless a once bubbly outgoing young woman who just happened through long working hours to develop a distain for hard working Solicit+ors who keep strange but short and profitable business hours. But remember I also obtained my qualifications in the University of Perpetual Study in America where it is who you have over you that counts. The Morning brightened as I noted a short sentence hardly containing the necessary two verbs from a certain Beverley who I instantly recognized immediately with none of that struggling with recollection here. How could any forget the person who saved his life, I was certain as it was the same name Beverley absolutely certain it was the same Lady Beverley who with her chauffer rescued an out of employment (between ships) engineer Robert from the rain where he was evandalisticising on the Hungry Mile and advocating strongly for Lobster at least three times a week in soup kitchens set up to cater for the nutritious needs of between shippers. This kind Lady had her Chauffer bundle me and my soap box into the dickey seat of the Limo.  Unfortunately as I pen this reply it being early in the day that retentive side of my brain the side they put the yellow dye in at certain times has not yet awakened so I will have to come back to you on whether the soapbox was a Persil or a Lux wooden Box I just cannot for the life of me at this moment in time remember for the reasons explained above whether I acquired it on the North Shore or in Darlinghurst. I do know it was dovetailed and the number of Doves who sacrificed their tails to make that box does not bear mentioning in case the RSPCA bans dovetailing in box making.

With the milk of human kindness I could feel even in the wet dickey seat filling  no oozing from these gracious souls Lady Beverley and her Chauffer took me to the Charity set up for fallen on hard time Soccer players. They Lady B & C recognized a human bean that had been kicked from pillar to post and this Charity the Offside Chapel had been set up to help red carded soccer players and  down and out seafarers. I was welcomed on both counts as both a hard up seafarer and Soccer star having played soccer as a striker for the Merchant Navy Underdistress 11 against the Cold Stream Cardigans in the Bombay Chilly con Carney Cup where I made the final winning strike that caught our opponent’s goal keeper in the locker room and then trickled over the goal line. The Offside Charity rooms were set up like Players Change rooms and the attendants hastened me into the locker room and hosed me down. When I returned my Angel Beverley and her Guardian Chauffer a male angel had departed neither wishing to take part in the News of the Worlds interview with the striker who struck the winning goal in the Chilly con Carney Cup.  Both had saved me from a life of insecurity and I cannot thank them enough as, “You put me up where I belong “a composer even wrote a song of the same name about me and you. I was a little upset and who would not be when the film of the event was made and some unknown played my part. However in truth they had begged me to do it but reluctantly I had an appointment with a certain yellow dye that could not be postponed.

So if you are that Lady Beverley of earlier days or if you are not please for the sake or my unstable    yellow dye condition it was very prevalent in Shanghai and I am undergoing repeated Technicolor spasms. Keep those facts as they are to this day forever unknown. Best regards to you all firstly Beverley and secondly Lady Beverley and Chauffer and nothing could be finer than to find a quick cure for Caroline. Possibly Blu-Ray treatment. Regards to all Robert WN

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 21, 2012 at 10:41am

Dear Caroline, You are entering what is known in seafaring prose as an area of stormy weather and approaching reefs, Wickiunpluged had 14pages and one word on the history of the Swindler Family and my younger sister sorry my delete is not functioning meant Solicitor had them in court her accusations were even if were true and it wasn’t Wickiunplugged had stolen the lot word for word from Google. The court found in her favour and Wickiunplugged was closed down and Google forced to add a disclaimer to the History of the Swindler Family that read “This history of the Swindlers translated by a Chinese Mongolian script specialist cannot be believed as the word for Pawn/ Porn is the same word in Chinese. (Caroline said “once I worked out that I had to read the letters from right to left instead of left to right.”)  Translation ...If read backwards Pawn if forward Porn.... As the Swindlers were always ahead of the pack and in the vanguard of Pawning this Court has decided the correct translation is Pawn.  Wickileaks rose from the ashes of this Court case and bans Swindler’s from its pages. Sorry you cannot really be blamed dear Caroline but it appears you wasted a night’s sleep one could even say you were neatly swindled. But how could the thought of trying to discredit an old ancient and foreign Family ever have crossed your fair mind. A Family so full of the milk of human kindness that  they had a huge Tapestry woven and hung at the entrance to their Pawn Shop bearing their sole philosophy on life and tears swell as I type this creed I also have fought to make where possible my own goal in Life. It read, “ We Swindlers state ,Our future lies before us like a sheet of driven Snow take care how you tread it as every scuff mark will show.” This is powerful verse; I think it came in part originally from an old Reader’s Digest pawned for a cup of sugar. Regards Robert WN.

Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Beverley

For the sake of us all please write to Robert's alter ego "Between Shippers" and take an oath never to mention his other alter ego "Stephen" when addressing him personally ever again. I am so worried about his mental health but maybe he will revert back to someone we know by morning.

Dear Robert

While you were sleeping I looked up your Chinese family history via Google. I was referred to not less than twelve websites before I found your actual "Family China History". It was worse than trying to follow the movement of money around off-shore accounts.

Well as one would expect in was written in Chinese but as I am a titled lady of letters I was able to translate the Chinese into passable English (once I worked out that I had to read the letters from right to left instead of left to right. What a shock when I found out that your family were not Pawn Brokers but Porn Brokers (this explains the importance of a certain tart in your life).

If all your alter egos behave over the coming week I may give you little snippets of what I found out. Of course I will need evidence, for example, a good behaviour bond in writing.

Kind regards

Caroline 

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 21, 2012 at 12:11pm

To Caroline, and all who darken my doorstep not to mention also sullying my previously  unsullied reputation. I through overwork have just noticed a conversation", Namely " Another of Rob's alter egos has arisen called Stephen. ??  I repeat I Robert have no alter anythings ego's ,dingo's or Italians and Especially as I detest trains the name Stephenson or the short version. There are NO repeat NO Stephens in the Swindler Family. This gentleman if he indeed exists is no way related but I take people as I find them and as long as he doesn't decide to also invade my Post Office account with false withdrawal requests and if he is a real person existing somewhere in JG we can I'm sure co-exist in JG's friendly manner. Regards Robert WN
 
Dr Caroline Wright said:

Oh dear...Beverley, Another of Rob's alter egos has arisen called Stephen. Very easy to do as they are both really nice friendly people.

 Kind regards

Caroline

Beverley Prescott said:

Dear Caroline, I love the real Stephen as well but let's hope the alter egos do surface again sometime - but it must take a toll on him being in that state.

(Sorry, Stephen, don't mean to be talking about you behind your back).

We do look forward to your next sojourn here.

In the meantime though, keep taking the pills.

Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Beverley

It has, has it not?!! But alas we have to say goodbye to all of Rob's alter egos. Just when I was getting to like them all. But of all of them the dinky die Rob was my favorite. Maybe they will surface periodically when Rob goes off his medications. We can only hope.

 Cheers and kind regards

Caroline

Beverley Prescott said:

This has to be the best forum anywhere in cyberspace!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 21, 2012 at 5:29pm

Well, Welcome All, if you cannot find something here to comment about Australia is in trouble. Robert WN.

Back to serious business and Australia’s Future day by day Political Business.

Four items standout five if you include the fact,

That our NSW Premier Barry O’Farrell is back from his isolation in Lebanon and Alan Jones dislikes broken promises and liars or Politicians who promise much both Core and Non-Core and deliver nothing, in fact get into bed with the Labor Government Policies the People overwhelming rejected. I have news for him he is no longer an Alan Jones pinup. I will report further on this broken alliance as it eventuates.

 Today is 21/5/2012  remember it well The Prime Minister, Julia the Liar Gillard,  is in Chicago sucking up to all and sundry especially Afghanistan’s Leader Hamid Karzai, where she big noted herself by committing to increase Australia's aid to Afghanistan by $85 million a year to $250 million a year by 2015. And to keep Australia’s troops in Afghanistan in support of Afghanistan’s security after 2014

All borrowed MONEY now we see the reason that despite a fake balanced budget the Swan /Gillard team want Australia’s credit card borrowing limit increased to $300 billion up $50 billion. As Swan said recently to reporters “We will pay it all off eventually.” However I personally think he knows he will not have to repay any BUT the suckers who elected Rudd and Gillard and children and grandchildren certainly will.

Meanwhile closer to home MP Craig Thomson has delivered the greatest load of rubbish ever to take 50 odd minutes to deliver to the Liar’s Castle (Parliament). Including the same false allegation recently trumpeted by Climate scientists at the ANU that their lives were in danger over death threats. Craig also tearfully made mention that because of death threats he feared for his life in shopping centers. And news photographers were camping under his bathroom window whilst his pregnant wife was bathing. But he was adamant that the Victorian Police with whom he has constantly refused to co-operate could if they got off their backsides prove him innocent. Other than that he had a lynch mob after him and otherwise he could not explain anything else except in the liar’s castle he named a name. And he Craig Thomson had done nothing wrong but falling short of saying it was normal union practice that alone would have given some creditability to his fictious tale.

On the Other side of the Country in Western Australia we see the Nazi creed unlike Elvis Presley is alive and kicking with the Premier Barnett of that State ordering the storm troopers to a quiet little tourist Town Broome with its history of Pearl divers and their Burial sitesl and Pearl Luggers and tranquility.

These Barnett Storm Troopers that are supposed to number 250 but again who knows are accommodated in the luxury Motels in the area at a cost of $100,000 a day to station extra officers at the site of anti-gas hub protests near Broome.  These Barnett storm troopers are in the area to ensure a protests by the people of the Area do not impede Woodside and their workers from decimating the area with their Gas hub.  Woodside will not be asked to contribute financially for Fuhrer Barnett contribution to the smooth operation of their project. The financial wizards in Western Australia Government have indicated the total cost of the Fuhrer’s intervention will depend on how long it takes for the troopers to subdue the locals into submission i.e. Days X $100,000 oh to be a financial consultant to the WA Government. Protests are also breaking out in Perth over this Nazi Jackboot approach by the Fuhrer. It’s early but significant days in this standoff. The Common People oppose Jackboot Barnett.

With Juliar overseas it is only right that the illegal immigrant trade or Boat people from Indonesia should rev up a notch or two but go into over-drive? How is this for the tally?

Another boat carrying suspected asylum seekers has arrived in Australian waters, taking this week's tally of boat arrivals to five. The Navy Border control that it is believed is the only branch of the Aust. Navy to be seaworthy or in operational readiness intercepted (read greeted) the vessel north-east of Christmas Island.

It is believed there are 99 passengers and two crew onboard.

The fifth boat arrived this week with 101 people on board.

In the first two weeks in May, more than 470 people have arrived

The month of April approx. 1000 people arrived.

The month of February approx. 800 people arrived.

The Latest from the Coalition on what's happening in the immigration, citizenship, productivity and population portfolio.

 21 May 2012

Media Release: Estimates reveal more blow outs on way as boat arrivals exceed 18,000 under Labor.

The arrival of two more boats, with over 80 people, means more than 18,000 people have arrived under Labor and over 1,000 so far this month alone, a new monthly record, Shadow Minister Scott Morrison stated.

Poor fellar my Country, With best regards Robert Nickisson.

Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear sweet Robert

My name was sullied above. My friend who made the slip and called you Stephen (which she may have meant as an upgrade) was not named. At least Craig Thompson named some names today even thought they had little to do with his defense (?response).

Perhaps you sent her a private PM or even used Craig Thompson's mobile number to call her personally and set the record straight. I do hope so LOL

My kind regards

Caroline

Robert William Nickisson said:

To Caroline, and all who darken my doorstep not to mention also sullying my previously  unsullied reputation. I through overwork have just noticed a conversation", Namely " Another of Rob's alter egos has arisen called Stephen. ??  I repeat I Robert have no alter anythings ego's ,dingo's or Italians and Especially as I detest trains the name Stephenson or the short version. There are NO repeat NO Stephens in the Swindler Family. This gentleman if he indeed exists is no way related but I take people as I find them and as long as he doesn't decide to also invade my Post Office account with false withdrawal requests and if he is a real person existing somewhere in JG we can I'm sure co-exist in JG's friendly manner. Regards Robert WN
 
Dr Caroline Wright said:

Oh dear...Beverley, Another of Rob's alter egos has arisen called Stephen. Very easy to do as they are both really nice friendly people.

 Kind regards

Caroline

Beverley Prescott said:

Dear Caroline, I love the real Stephen as well but let's hope the alter egos do surface again sometime - but it must take a toll on him being in that state.

(Sorry, Stephen, don't mean to be talking about you behind your back).

We do look forward to your next sojourn here.

In the meantime though, keep taking the pills.

Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Beverley

It has, has it not?!! But alas we have to say goodbye to all of Rob's alter egos. Just when I was getting to like them all. But of all of them the dinky die Rob was my favorite. Maybe they will surface periodically when Rob goes off his medications. We can only hope.

 Cheers and kind regards

Caroline

Beverley Prescott said:

This has to be the best forum anywhere in cyberspace!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 21, 2012 at 6:00pm

Hi Caroline, All is forgiven I was at an immense advantage with my knowledge of hinterland dialect, I suppose you like all the JG community are aware I spent my very early life in a bassinet on the counter of my parents Pawn shop and got good grounding in hinterland speak. And even at that age managed to earn money for the business. Most JGers know how as I a bad bout of depression and prodding had forced me to speak of my birth to four year life. At last unable to bear the depression any more I went to Hunter Valley to recuperate and returned a changed man.It was a tangled web that was brought to a head by Australia Day. But that is all now in the past and forgiveness to the unnamed person who mentioned Stephen whoever he is? It is the Swindler milk of kindness inherited from my parents showing rather shining through. Regards Robert WN

 
Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear sweet Robert

My name was sullied above. My friend who made the slip and called you Stephen (which she may have meant as an upgrade) was not named. At least Craig Thompson named some names today even thought they had little to do with his defense (?response).

Perhaps you sent her a private PM or even used Craig Thompson's mobile number to call her personally and set the record straight. I do hope so LOL

My kind regards

Caroline

Robert William Nickisson said:

To Caroline, and all who darken my doorstep not to mention also sullying my previously  unsullied reputation. I through overwork have just noticed a conversation", Namely " Another of Rob's alter egos has arisen called Stephen. ??  I repeat I Robert have no alter anythings ego's ,dingo's or Italians and Especially as I detest trains the name Stephenson or the short version. There are NO repeat NO Stephens in the Swindler Family. This gentleman if he indeed exists is no way related but I take people as I find them and as long as he doesn't decide to also invade my Post Office account with false withdrawal requests and if he is a real person existing somewhere in JG we can I'm sure co-exist in JG's friendly manner. Regards Robert WN
 
Dr Caroline Wright said:

Oh dear...Beverley, Another of Rob's alter egos has arisen called Stephen. Very easy to do as they are both really nice friendly people.

 Kind regards

Caroline

Beverley Prescott said:

Dear Caroline, I love the real Stephen as well but let's hope the alter egos do surface again sometime - but it must take a toll on him being in that state.

(Sorry, Stephen, don't mean to be talking about you behind your back).

We do look forward to your next sojourn here.

In the meantime though, keep taking the pills.

Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Beverley

It has, has it not?!! But alas we have to say goodbye to all of Rob's alter egos. Just when I was getting to like them all. But of all of them the dinky die Rob was my favorite. Maybe they will surface periodically when Rob goes off his medications. We can only hope.

 Cheers and kind regards

Caroline

Beverley Prescott said:

This has to be the best forum anywhere in cyberspace!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 22, 2012 at 9:23am

Hi Beverley, Just a short note to apologise for my terrible mistake had I for one moment had a clue, a sniff or even an inkling that and I quote your words that struck fear into my heart, your words Beverley " I was on the Rangus Kurandiai " I have also been on it for a period and I know exactly how that vile medicine is addictive, the first five bottles I drank like Coca Cola my doctor halved the dose and I drank 10 bottles over the same period. A person on the Rangus Kurandiai can be forgiven anything, I will inquire whether our MP Craig Thomson is on it as now you have brought this drug again to my attention i see his actions as very Rangus Kurandiai. Fortunately my Specialist they are above a doctor you know 5 degrees separation cured my addiction by replacing Rangus Kurandiai with baby formula whilst I was in the rest home. So sorry I did not know, regards Beverely from Robert. WN

Ps the reason no PM was I don't know how. 

 Beverley Prescott said:

I have made the biggest faux pas!!!!

I haven't been taking my tablets and it has now been proven that I should be!!!

I mentioned Stephen - what a blithering fool I am!!!!!!!!!!

I was getting so foncused with the alteregos that I mistakenly spoke of some other person called "Stephen" - who was not who even in this discussion - I meant Robert!!!!  Goodness gracious me - no more alters egostusses.

My darling Robert, please forgive this old tart for my mistake. 

However, I have to get back to read the rest of the discussion going back to last night as I have been galavanting all day and it only came to my old brain whilst I was on the Rangus Kurandiai that I had made such a blue.

Beverley Prescott said:

Dear Caroline, I love the real Stephen as well but let's hope the alter egos do surface again sometime - but it must take a toll on him being in that state.

(Sorry, Stephen, don't mean to be talking about you behind your back).

We do look forward to your next sojourn here.

In the meantime though, keep taking the pills.

Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Beverley

It has, has it not?!! But alas we have to say goodbye to all of Rob's alter egos. Just when I was getting to like them all. But of all of them the dinky die Rob was my favorite. Maybe they will surface periodically when Rob goes off his medications. We can only hope.

 Cheers and kind regards

Caroline

Beverley Prescott said:

This has to be the best forum anywhere in cyberspace!!!!

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 22, 2012 at 5:46pm

Hi Beverley, Dr Caroline appears to be showing the first signs of the Rangus Kurandiai brain surge, you have not shared a bon bon, biscuit or tea cup with her recently have you?   Rangui if untreated can cause violent hallucinations and she has reverted to those short paper wasting paragraphs the sign of the unhinging or decoupling of the brain from the pen as she mumbles and stumbles about some nameless person.   Dr Kahn had a somewhat similar case in Bombay and he had me hold the patient down as he forced the most reluctant of leeches into the ear passage to clear the area of the dried blood  caused by the excessive picking of the nose by an exceptionally long finger its length extended by the long blue false fingernail.   Unfortunately the leech was a glutton and became obese and could not turn around to walk out, well wiggle I suppose is the correct medical term.   Dr Kahn stuck a tube about 8 inches up the right nostril and sent a jet of 30psi oxygen that ejected the leech backward out of the ear to smash into our surgery wall and splatter.  What a mess the dobie waller was five hours cleaning the surgery during which time we had to do urgent cases in the bath room not the ideal place for a liver transplant.  I do sometimes ramble on when I should not as a non-surgical person is rarely interested in medical cases, my apologies Beverly.  But what of sweet Caroline fortunately she has gone to lie down and that would have been my first instruction had I been consulting with her. The lay down taken with aspro's should lower the fever and with luck it may only be a mild case and she could be right in the morning. But I shall keep my distance just in case so you let her know I am thinking of her but not writing until she is better and hoping for her swift recovery. Please find out if she is a Buddhist as I am licenced to take Buddhist send offs often filling in in Shanghai when needed although the constant bell ringing plays up with my sinuses. So glad you have shaken off your Rangus Kurandiai even if it did land on someone we both know but don’t feel bad about it germs are everywhere I have a germ as an MP Craig Thomson and I would swap him for Rangus Kurandiai any day. Best to you Beverley and Caroline and take precautions wear a surgical mask when next you contact her even if over the phone Rangus Kurandiai can climb mountains.

Best regards Robert WN

 

Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Beverley

No apologies necessary from you to me. You were unmedicated and that is a legal defense in any Law Book. You are certainly NOT an 'old tart' and I know this as a fact as I have almost had a conversation with a jealous tart , well known to he who will not be named (you know who I mean he is the one who cannot change from writing extremely long paragraphs so that those who wear tri-focals and those who go off their meds constantly lose their place in reading his prose) at this point in time, who was also a transsexual. According to he who will not be named, that would make me as much of an expert as he thinks he is.

How can you be blamed when he who will not be named also did not wake up to what had happened. Neither did any of the members of the Company (please note the lack of reference to his alter egos as I know this makes you go off your meds) he carries around in his overcrowded head. I could have spent the last two days on more productive pursuits like watching Question Time.

Today, the members of the Government asked three four questions about what the Government was going to do to support families, pensioners, small businesses and just now children to cope with the extra costs imposed by the Carbon Tax. Not one of the Members who answered thought to say lets abolish the Carbon Tax and then we would not have to support all these groups financially.

I think I need to go and have a lay down now. This has all be a bit much.

Kind regards to you Beverley

Caroline 

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 23, 2012 at 6:19am

To Beverley and Caroline, just two of our loyal shareholders, this is an important announcement as it will affect the amount you have invested here in the old title.

But in this case as on very few other occasions I have foolishly let financial considerations rule my head. I had a good offer for the old title and on impulse sold it word for word to a branch of the Italian Government who wishes to incorporate it into the Italian Coat of Arms when it returns from being taken to the Dry Cleaners in Greece.

 But I think our financial advisor A Swindler has been taken to the cleaners instead. What will his Mum and Pop think? The deal was handshaked over the internet but the cheque (Queen’s English) was returned Bank Unknown.

 I remember myself Robert WN recently having a check (American) failing to pass the deposit test. But all is not lost and I have instructed A.Swindler Solicitors and here is my recovery plan.

To the Attention of ALL short spanners Lampooner’s Inc. will soon list on Greek Stock Exchange. For Shares please reply to A. Swindler @ Lampooner’s Inc.

This is a Top Shelf Company and this is a great opportunity to enter the Euro Zone and help save Europe. Circumstances may occur that shares become unavailable because a Wayne Swan has indicated a large purchase by a Country he represents all hush hush at present.

Business is as usual for our current 3 to 4 Shareholders. (Numbers vary but they are extremely loyal repliers)

I have at my own expense purchased two extra computers to deal with the inquiries so as not to overload this site.

I will now like all shareholders DO it appears by monitoring their correspondence. Have a LIE down but I deserve it being up all night in negotiations.

Did you know when it's night here it is day in Europe, funny that everything upside down over there including the economy but we here @ Lampooner's Inc. like our PM Juliar with her $7 billion donation hope to help speed their recovery.

Purchase Shares and do your bit suggests Robert WN who is at least arms-length from the Company’s Solicitor.

Best regards Robert WN

 
Beverley Prescott said:

Thank goodness you feel better after the lie down, Caroline.  I was beginning to worry  that you may have caught an affliction of some sort.  I knew I hadn't shared any bon bons etc. with you.

(between you and me, Robert does go on doesn't he??).

Anyway looks like all is coming back to normal again.

Robert William Nickisson said:

 I do sometimes ramble on when I should not as a non-surgical person is rarely interested in medical cases, my apologies Beverly.

Robert, you worried about my not being interested in your medical talk.  I love listening and reading about all things medical.  

Although I don't have any degrees such as my friend here, Caroline, much of my work was performed in hospitals and having had much contact with medicos of all kinds, physicians and surgeons alike, understand the jargon.  I was medical typist for years and absolutely loved my work - full on always but so enjoyable with all the distractions of emergency transfers etc.

Actually being secretary to the Medical Superintendent of the Base Hospital, I had the job of organising and pulling some of them into gear when they they hadn't done what my boss expected of them.  However, most of the time, they were all very hard working and wonderful medicos.  I had to deal with private and public alike as in those days all mixed and had regular meetings.   

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Permalink Reply by Robert William Nickisson on May 23, 2012 at 6:30pm

To All, My companions Caroline and Beverley in this venture are in revolt and I will answer them later but the site operates as usual  and all shares have been allotted, but for today.

Alan Jones interviews Kathy Jackson on 2GB 23/5/2012

Kathy Jackson the HSU Union Official who exposed the allegations of misuse of union members' funds.

http://www.2gb.com/index.php?option=com_homepage&id=1&Itemi...

A very interesting interview considering this lady has been more or less cut loose from her Union and has to fight for justice alone. She is getting some pro bono help but feels these people should be paid and she is certainly not a Liberal supporter and feels Juliar has done a good job managing the country (her Labor opinion) but she wants justice for her Union and an account for the massive amounts of money taken and not accounted for or Authorised.

Transfer this link to Google and it will open at Alan Jones Home Page scroll down and you will find the interview at least it is there today and will be available for some time.

Anyone who heard Craig Thomson’s 59 Minute liturgy of fiction please take a note of this,

The Hon Joel Fitzgibbon MP, Chief Government Whip in the House of Representatives Said, Craig Thomson gave a very plausible account of what had happened in his address to Parliament.

And this individual holds a position of authority in Parliament. They will say anything.

I feel this just backs up what I have previously stated re, Peter Spencer and Justice and the High Court of Australia under this Union Bully Boy collection called a Parliament. It is Peter will never get a decision whilst this rubbish controls Australia .I hope I am proved wrong.

The crux of the Kathy Jackson interview is her statement that she requests a right of reply from Parliament to answer the Craig Thomson allegations and fabrications.

Will she get it? That bunch does not want and are not interested in the truth. Listen to the interview and judge for yourself.   Regards Robert WN.

 
Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Beverley

It is now your turn (to coin a phrase) to have a go here. I think we should perhaps try and enlist some others to have a go buy some shares in Rob's Incorporated Company (Co.) by subscribing to this discussion. This we will probably achieve once we are more informed by the Board of Directors re the Co. Strategic Plan and the goals to be achieved.

It could be a long wait as I think Robert is still sleeping. Tried to telephone him but as the Co. has not had any Letter Heads printed which hopefully will include address and telephone numbers he remains out of circulation contact and incognito.

Kind regards

Caroline

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