Lampooner’s Inc. Previous title changed to help those with Short Attention Deficiency.

Unfortunately I am not a Financial Advisor (Too Bad now I know there is money in it ) but this Update on Swan’s future direction for a Balanced Budget may enlighten the Treasurers of Bankrupt E U member Countries and assist in keeping the Fish and Chip Shops open although their Banks may shortly have to close.But then you can't eat money.  

Sometime this year, or  AFTER the LABOR Federal Treasure’s Budget we taxpayers of Australia may again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. with thanks to the unknown who sent me the rundown of this  indeed very exciting program, and I'll explain it by

Using a Q & A format:

Q.  What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment?

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q.  Where will the government get this money?

A. From taxpayers.

Q.  So the government is giving me back my own money?

A.  Only a smidgen of it.

Q.  What is the purpose of this payment?

A.  The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q.  But isn't that stimulating the economy of China     ?

A.  Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Aust.  Economy by spending your stimulus cheque wisely:

If you spend the stimulus money at Coles, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.

If you spend it on petrol, your money will go to the Arabs.

If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan   or China.

If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and

Guatemala.

If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.

If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.

If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in Australia by:

1)  Spending it at garage sales, or

2)  Going to the footy, or

3)  Spending it on Ladies of the Night or

4)  Beer, or

5) Tattoos.

(These are the only Australian businesses still operating in AUSTRALIA)

Conclusion:

Go to a Footy game with a Tattooed Lady of the Night that you met at a Garage Sale and drink Beer all day!

Save Australia……., Support Australian Businesses………. Patriotic Pays the Dividends

No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help in this small attempt to keep the Australian Banking system viable despite the Federal Government’s  desire to borrow Australia into extinction with Treasurer Swan’s Government now employing that successful  magician’s trick of “  now you see it now you don’t “  plan to get that promised Budget surplus.  Or as some Australian Labor Governments  have  done before,Juliar says,"  just Spend, Spend, no worries we will not be the ones that have to pay it back."

Using the current Australian vibrant economy with its healthy budget surplus due by at least( my uneducated guess)  2100  as a stimulus for generous charity  donations, Juliar and Swan recently gave the IMF $7 Billion to help bail out that unfortunate basket case Greece amongst other EU Countries with similar Debt default problems. The IMF to finance the EU rescue plan, a plan unfortunately rejected by those bankrupt Countries where some lucky workers retire on Government benefits at that grand old age of 53 years and civil servants are paid 14months pay for Christmas.

Don’t believe me !   From “ The Blog”  Diane Francis. Editor at Large, The National Post in 2011

Greece Is Not a Country, It's a Party

Quote “ Taxes have gone uncollected forever or have been short stopped by corrupt tax collectors. For decades, Greek governments have paid civil servants bonuses for showing up to work on time and 14 months' pay for Christmas. Retirement has averaged at 53 years of age. The other members of the "Club Med," or Club Nearly Dead, include Portugal, Spain and Italy which have soaring costs and gigantic underground, tax free economies. END QUOTE.

Now, who was that idiot who once said “Charity begins at home?” No, sorry, wrong it wasn’t Wayne Swan, have another guess.

Or as the Anthem words are misquoted in a certain Movie, “Australians all let us ring Joyce for she is young and free.”  And she’ll be right Mate. regards Robert WN

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Hi Robert & Caroline,

Thing is, ALL Western Governments are singing from the same Hymn Book, the One that was written by the Central Bankers and the United Nations that's why the world is in the gigantic mess it is, with exactly the same virus.

I don't know who wrote that quote: "I don't care who runs the country as long as I can write your songs"

But this quote suits the day, I think.

"I care not what puppet is placed on the throne of England to rule the Empire,..... The Man that controls Britain's money supply controls the British Empire. And I control the Money Supply"

   Baron Nathan Mayer Rothschild, of the Rothschild international banking cartel.

And so it is today that ALL the world in in the same basket, because the money supply is all in the hands of the banking cartels. Nothings has changed, just got bigger.

Robert William Nickisson said:

Hi Vivienne, Yes it is a great song about Australia today sung by an American as Caroline said.Great words and true. There was someone somewhere who once said "I don't care who runs the country as long as I can write your songs" or words to that effect. He in his wildest dreams never imagined there could be  Rudd/Juliar Gillard Governments. Regards Robert WN

 
vivienne skeen said:

So Much for Democracy!

Roxon to restrict freedom of access

FEDERAL Attorney-General Nicola Roxon has vowed to restrict access to Freedom of Information laws and "correct an anomaly" that allows parliament to be subjected to requests for official documents.

The parliament -- or, more specifically, the three departments that run parliament in Canberra -- has long been considered off limits to federal FOI laws, which include an exemption protecting anything that might be considered contempt.

However, the Office of the Australian Information Commissioner, which oversees FOI laws, this month declared parliament had actually been subject to FOI for more than a decade.

When legislation establishing a Parliamentary Budget Office was reintroduced with a specific FOI exemption, the OAIC reconsidered the status of the three departments.

"For years, it had been assumed that the FOI Act did not apply to the parliamentary departments," FOI commissioner James Popple told The Australian yesterday. "That was probably the case up until 1999.

However, when the Parliamentary Service Act 1999 was enacted, those departments became subject to the FOI Act, even though this may not have been intended."

The departments of the House of Representatives, the Senate, and parliamentary services are understood to have challenged the OAIC interpretation and taken the issue up with Ms Roxon, who supported their view of the intent of the FOI Act.

"It has been long-accepted practice that the parliamentary departments are exempt from FOI," a spokesman for Ms Roxon said yesterday.

"The government is currently considering its options to correct this anomaly."

Dr Popple said that was "a matter for the government and the parliament". It remains to be seen whether the Coalition, Greens or independents would be willing to fight to retain the current scope of the FOI Act. In Britain, such scrutiny contributed to the 2009 parliamentary expenses furore and the downfall of numerous MPs. However, former British prime minister Tony Blair, in his memoir, expressed his regret over the introduction of FOI laws, describing it as "naive, foolish and irresponsible".

Australia's FOI laws were overhauled in 2009 and are due to be reviewed again. Ms Roxon is also considering a new charging regime that would potentially make FOIs more costly and time-consuming for applicants, who would also be unable to lodge complex requests.

The government is also examining the reach of FOI as far as the National Broadband Network is concerned, while the work of the Department of Immigration and Citizenship is also being investigated by the OAIC.

News Flash from Vivienne and she deserves to be concerned as,

FEDERAL Attorney-General Nicola Roxon has vowed to restrict access to Freedom of Information laws and "correct an anomaly" that allows parliament to be subjected to requests for official documents.

Sorry Vivienne,  But here I argue the Case for the poor and despised Politicians the Independents and others who find it hard to defend themselves from some of their earlier decisions. Please note, I am doing this pro bono and am not being paid, however should any opening arise, I am up to the task. Robert WN

And rightly so and I ask you. Why should in a Parliament supposedly elected by the people for the people expect to  be allowed to question or even be allowed to see, hear, record or QUESTION any sleazy deals, stupid decisions, barefaced lies, manipulations of the truth, outrageous expenses, total incompetence and the myriad other tricks, such as over-seas study tours at the Taxpayers expense, the Canberra fake housing allowances, such as sleeping in the car and claiming the Canberra accommodation costs allowance?

Parliaments and Parliamentarians when elected should be allowed to run their own race and not be subjected to or encumbered by things or promises they made just so they could hoodwink the Elector and become the Parliamentary representative for that Electorate. Haven’t these Electors ever heard of that old wise tale? ”Let the Buyer (Elector) Beware.”

Electors like children as it seems many really are should be seen and not heard until their vote is needed at the next election. By demanding certain standards of conduct and responsibility by their representatives they are HAMPERING the work of Government. Demanding to look behind the scenes into such things as information on documents, who said what and who paid who  is a distrust of the Government they elected.

I ask you, what do these people expect, Democracy, are they in fairy land?  No Country is an Island even if surrounded by sea. Or even if they are that section of the Human race that breathe Air and are surrounded by it and believe in that old wise tale “ as free as the air you breathe”. It is a myth, there is as everybody who is anybody and that doesn’t include the Elector knows, “there is no such thing as a free lunch outside of Parliament House.”

Unfortunately uncertainty caused by electors demands for FOI information  is manifesting itself in the erratic running of Government today. The Labor Leader of the House a Joel Fitzgibbons has stated Dobell’s Craig Thomson has given in his Joel’s opinion a very plausible account to Parliament of how he came to be using $500,000 of Union money totally unauthorised. He should be given the benefit of the doubt and allowed to continue in his role representing his people of Dobell despite that Electorates wishes he remove himself from the face of the earth.  And that is despite of his announcing for all to read  and on the front page of the Central Coast Express the most widely used fish and chip wrapper on the Coast THAT “It was my decision giving the one finger salute to the Labor Party and sitting on the cross-eyed benches.”

I point out to you those Independent Men of Steel for example,

Wilkie who has despite setbacks remained true to his convictions to have his way with Poker Machines  Australia Wide or brings down the Gillard Government. That despite Juliar’s totally self-interest decision in unceremoniously undagging (dumping) him from the other dags,  Windsor and  Oakeshott.

 Tasmania’s  Wilkie  had a quick rethink and has divorced himself from his bring down the Government solemn promise and hopes his Electorate doesn’t notice he is as fickle as any other mortal, including Thomson, Oakeshott and Windsor when it comes to survival.  A fact not lost on the Wicked Sister of the Broken Promise and the Apex of Political Liars, our Prime Minister Juliar the Liar Gillard whose conviction is to lie to the bitter end and take down the Labor Party with her and Australia as well if possible.

I do hope FEDERAL Attorney-General Nicola Roxon who has vowed to restrict access to Freedom of Information laws and "correct an anomaly" that allows parliament to be subjected to requests for official documents exempts my humble opinion from such Laws.   She has here an example of how I defend the indefensible. Regards, Robert William Nickisson



vivienne skeen said:

So Much for Democracy!

Roxon to restrict freedom of access

FEDERAL Attorney-General Nicola Roxon has vowed to restrict access to Freedom of Information laws and "correct an anomaly" that allows parliament to be subjected to requests for official documents.

The parliament -- or, more specifically, the three departments that run parliament in Canberra -- has long been considered off limits to federal FOI laws, which include an exemption protecting anything that might be considered contempt.

However, the Office of the Australian Information Commissioner, which oversees FOI laws, this month declared parliament had actually been subject to FOI for more than a decade.

When legislation establishing a Parliamentary Budget Office was reintroduced with a specific FOI exemption, the OAIC reconsidered the status of the three departments.

"For years, it had been assumed that the FOI Act did not apply to the parliamentary departments," FOI commissioner James Popple told The Australian yesterday. "That was probably the case up until 1999.

However, when the Parliamentary Service Act 1999 was enacted, those departments became subject to the FOI Act, even though this may not have been intended."

The departments of the House of Representatives, the Senate, and parliamentary services are understood to have challenged the OAIC interpretation and taken the issue up with Ms Roxon, who supported their view of the intent of the FOI Act.

"It has been long-accepted practice that the parliamentary departments are exempt from FOI," a spokesman for Ms Roxon said yesterday.

"The government is currently considering its options to correct this anomaly."

Dr Popple said that was "a matter for the government and the parliament". It remains to be seen whether the Coalition, Greens or independents would be willing to fight to retain the current scope of the FOI Act. In Britain, such scrutiny contributed to the 2009 parliamentary expenses furore and the downfall of numerous MPs. However, former British prime minister Tony Blair, in his memoir, expressed his regret over the introduction of FOI laws, describing it as "naive, foolish and irresponsible".

Australia's FOI laws were overhauled in 2009 and are due to be reviewed again. Ms Roxon is also considering a new charging regime that would potentially make FOIs more costly and time-consuming for applicants, who would also be unable to lodge complex requests.

The government is also examining the reach of FOI as far as the National Broadband Network is concerned, while the work of the Department of Immigration and Citizenship is also being investigated by the OAIC.

Hi Beverley, That snap was taken before I had my cateracts removed. regards. Robert WN

Andrew Bolt

May 31 2012 (8:11am)

 
Politics - deceits and stuff ups

Terry McCrann on the next colossal waste of your cash:


TREASURY has blown the whistle on the Gillard Government’s clean energy slush - sorry, finance - fund. It has made it official. Most if not all of the $10 billion of taxpayer money will be flushe...

Treasury official David Nicol revealed to federal parliament earlier this week two critical features of the $10 billion Clean Energy Finance Corporation (CEFC).

First, that its budget factored in that 7.5 per cent of its total investment capital each year would “not be recovered.” That is to say, lost…

That leads to the second disclosure: what Nicol defined as “successful.” He said the CEFC would be charged with returning about 4 per cent.

Are you kidding me? ... Something like a 14 per cent return would be the absolute commercial minimum; and more realistically something closer to 24 per cent for something so high risk.

Further those numbers would have to be based on realistic prospects for the recipients of its funding, not a pie-in-the-sky belief that we’ll just invent new clean energy forms, just because we want to.

http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/andrewbolt/index.php/heraldsun/c...

Dear Dr.Caroline, cross-eyedness is a stigma of the Swindlers and  I have carried this curse silently since birth and never mention it,  but while leafing through a certain  Australian Combined Uni. Monthly Inc. for someone who I believe is a Professor in Cross eyed straightening using magnets and iron tablets.

I came across an entry for (surprise) a certain University student a Caroline W who was taking a doctorate of doctoring as a course part time. Exam results printed when you gained your degree noted you had failed in shorthand that prerequisit vital for filling in prescription pads. I am glad to note by your shorthandyness with my plea in support of the long suffering Independents and others you have nearly reached the standard of a real doctor.Believe me I am not miffed, I look crosseyed at your work . Regards Robert WN
 
Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Robert

Well really!!! You have 'cross-eyed' politicians 'sleeping in cars' in 'fairy land' on 'an island' IS an 'old wise tale' NOT 'a myth' where 'free lunch' is served consisting of 'used fish'.

Is that what you want us to believe. Or have I (me thinks it is possible) misquoted you?

My kind regards to you Oh Humble One

From Caroline

Robert William Nickisson said:

News Flash from Vivienne and she deserves to be concerned as,

FEDERAL Attorney-General Nicola Roxon has vowed to restrict access to Freedom of Information laws and "correct an anomaly" that allows parliament to be subjected to requests for official documents.

Sorry Vivienne,  But here I argue the Case for the poor and despised Politicians the Independents and others who find it hard to defend themselves from some of their earlier decisions. Please note, I am doing this pro bono and am not being paid, however should any opening arise, I am up to the task. Robert WN

And rightly so and I ask you. Why should in a Parliament supposedly elected by the people for the people expect to  be allowed to question or even be allowed to see, hear, record or QUESTION any sleazy deals, stupid decisions, barefaced lies, manipulations of the truth, outrageous expenses, total incompetence and the myriad other tricks, such as over-seas study tours at the Taxpayers expense, the Canberra fake housing allowances, such as sleeping in the car and claiming the Canberra accommodation costs allowance?

Parliaments and Parliamentarians when elected should be allowed to run their own race and not be subjected to or encumbered by things or promises they made just so they could hoodwink the Elector and become the Parliamentary representative for that Electorate. Haven’t these Electors ever heard of that old wise tale? ”Let the Buyer (Elector) Beware.”

Electors like children as it seems many really are should be seen and not heard until their vote is needed at the next election. By demanding certain standards of conduct and responsibility by their representatives they are HAMPERING the work of Government. Demanding to look behind the scenes into such things as information on documents, who said what and who paid who  is a distrust of the Government they elected.

I ask you, what do these people expect, Democracy, are they in fairy land?  No Country is an Island even if surrounded by sea. Or even if they are that section of the Human race that breathe Air and are surrounded by it and believe in that old wise tale “ as free as the air you breathe”. It is a myth, there is as everybody who is anybody and that doesn’t include the Elector knows, “there is no such thing as a free lunch outside of Parliament House.”

Unfortunately uncertainty caused by electors demands for FOI information  is manifesting itself in the erratic running of Government today. The Labor Leader of the House a Joel Fitzgibbons has stated Dobell’s Craig Thomson has given in his Joel’s opinion a very plausible account to Parliament of how he came to be using $500,000 of Union money totally unauthorised. He should be given the benefit of the doubt and allowed to continue in his role representing his people of Dobell despite that Electorates wishes he remove himself from the face of the earth.  And that is despite of his announcing for all to read  and on the front page of the Central Coast Express the most widely used fish and chip wrapper on the Coast THAT “It was my decision giving the one finger salute to the Labor Party and sitting on the cross-eyed benches.”

I point out to you those Independent Men of Steel for example,

Wilkie who has despite setbacks remained true to his convictions to have his way with Poker Machines  Australia Wide or brings down the Gillard Government. That despite Juliar’s totally self-interest decision in unceremoniously undagging (dumping) him from the other dags,  Windsor and  Oakeshott.

 Tasmania’s  Wilkie  had a quick rethink and has divorced himself from his bring down the Government solemn promise and hopes his Electorate doesn’t notice he is as fickle as any other mortal, including Thomson, Oakeshott and Windsor when it comes to survival.  A fact not lost on the Wicked Sister of the Broken Promise and the Apex of Political Liars, our Prime Minister Juliar the Liar Gillard whose conviction is to lie to the bitter end and take down the Labor Party with her and Australia as well if possible.

I do hope FEDERAL Attorney-General Nicola Roxon who has vowed to restrict access to Freedom of Information laws and "correct an anomaly" that allows parliament to be subjected to requests for official documents exempts my humble opinion from such Laws.   She has here an example of how I defend the indefensible. Regards, Robert William Nickisson



vivienne skeen said:

So Much for Democracy!

Roxon to restrict freedom of access

FEDERAL Attorney-General Nicola Roxon has vowed to restrict access to Freedom of Information laws and "correct an anomaly" that allows parliament to be subjected to requests for official documents.

The parliament -- or, more specifically, the three departments that run parliament in Canberra -- has long been considered off limits to federal FOI laws, which include an exemption protecting anything that might be considered contempt.

However, the Office of the Australian Information Commissioner, which oversees FOI laws, this month declared parliament had actually been subject to FOI for more than a decade.

When legislation establishing a Parliamentary Budget Office was reintroduced with a specific FOI exemption, the OAIC reconsidered the status of the three departments.

"For years, it had been assumed that the FOI Act did not apply to the parliamentary departments," FOI commissioner James Popple told The Australian yesterday. "That was probably the case up until 1999.

However, when the Parliamentary Service Act 1999 was enacted, those departments became subject to the FOI Act, even though this may not have been intended."

The departments of the House of Representatives, the Senate, and parliamentary services are understood to have challenged the OAIC interpretation and taken the issue up with Ms Roxon, who supported their view of the intent of the FOI Act.

"It has been long-accepted practice that the parliamentary departments are exempt from FOI," a spokesman for Ms Roxon said yesterday.

"The government is currently considering its options to correct this anomaly."

Dr Popple said that was "a matter for the government and the parliament". It remains to be seen whether the Coalition, Greens or independents would be willing to fight to retain the current scope of the FOI Act. In Britain, such scrutiny contributed to the 2009 parliamentary expenses furore and the downfall of numerous MPs. However, former British prime minister Tony Blair, in his memoir, expressed his regret over the introduction of FOI laws, describing it as "naive, foolish and irresponsible".

Australia's FOI laws were overhauled in 2009 and are due to be reviewed again. Ms Roxon is also considering a new charging regime that would potentially make FOIs more costly and time-consuming for applicants, who would also be unable to lodge complex requests.

The government is also examining the reach of FOI as far as the National Broadband Network is concerned, while the work of the Department of Immigration and Citizenship is also being investigated by the OAIC.

Dear Dr. Caroline, Believe me all those endearing young charms could not convince me to ever believe commuter modeling is a science or thesis’is’s are anything other than words on paper that is the trouble with the world today scientific fraud.

 I will have no part in it, I need proof and will travel to the ends of the earth or Bombay and even further to find and unravel it. You no doubt cannot fail to have noticed how crisp my P’s & Q’s are and that without the need for even one thesis’is’s.

I have some very wealthy friends who go to Specialist i.e., the ones that Bulk Bill and who are really just Doctors who have thesis’is’s in frames on their walls. They told me (on the quiet) steer clear of them they charge like a wounded bull, the Light Brigade, and the account is as much as an arm and a leg for the services rendered. I consider that much too steep for a full Medicare refund and have advised them to shop around and especially to ask if they passed or failed in 'shorthandedness'. However if thesis’is’s are needed to boost the Doctor’s confidence then so be it.

But in my days in the blood, sweat and tears and bedpans Industry, I can truthfully say not once did I hear Dr. Kahn mutter under his breath, quick... what's your name...... go run and fetch Dr. Singh. He will have to operate as I have misplaced or lost my thesis’is’s. Regards to Caroline.     Robert WN

Dear Caroline,    I will get back to you as soon as I can, probably about the same time as Beverley returns from her holiday and don’t read any "thesis'is's into this statement as I left for WA immediately this mail further below arrived in my mail box.

I was told on the phone the first 46 boats are booked out but I want to get over and on a boat back before the open armed and bow legged generously minded open handed and credit carded Labor Federal Government are punted out by that Abbott fellow.  

Really you would think a Rhodesian Scholar would be more thoughtful. Then again I didn’t think they had scholars there in Rhodesia only Hounds, like that other African State the Basketvilles another Hound dog paradise. Cast your mind back before "thesis'is's took six days out of a seven day week and remember that Hound dog of the Basketvilles that Elvis put into a song, yes Elvis he was a Hound dogs lover.

 “How much is that Hound Dog in the window,” he inquired of the Pet Shop owner in Dallas, who gave him the Hound for free when he purchased a Gold, Ruby and Diamond enclustered dog collar. He just could not get enough of Hound dogs; you live and learn a lot when your mind is no all cluttered up with "thesis’is". But more about Abbott, I heard from a Turncoat I met under cover in a Labor think tank all thinking hard on how to get rid of Juliar Gillard without hurting her feelings.

This chap a bully boy named Turnbull who at the last breakfast he attended with Tony just happened to remember, Tony said that he was a not at all pleased when people spend other people’s money they have to borrow first in order to get it to spend on other people, proving Turnbull indicated he Abbott is not Prime Ministerial, Pawn or Banking material.

By the way Caroline have you an old passport I can rip up and throw overboard just as I arrive back at Xmas Island in sight of land and under the eyes of the Australian Navy. I will need one as I ready myself for the trip and some heavy duty sandpaper I will need to distort any fingerprint matching with my part pension payouts I get now. Here at sea is my door to a far better life in Australia with two income streams and even if I lose the other full pension under A Swindler I also claim now I will still come out on top. They get the right royal treatment our illegal immigrants and why should Abbott rain on their parade or at least not until I have been welcomed back home from Indonesia. Regards Robert WN

News Flash

The Australian Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off the North West coast of Australia. This placed the Navy in an awkward position as the boats were heading not away from, but towards Indonesia.

Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with Australians who were all seniors of pension age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Indonesia so as to be able to return to Australia as illegal immigrants and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Australian pensioners.

The Navy it is believed gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey north.

We are booking the next boat out; let us know if you want to come too. ………….Contact

The Western Australian Branch of the One Nation………..Authorized by Lyn Vickery - State President One Nation W.A.



Dr Caroline Wright said:

Have a great trip Beverley and don't pick up any strange "thesis'is's" along the way. I do believe that these little nasties have gone viral in places such as Georgetown.

Will miss you.

My kind regards to you

Caroline



Beverley Prescott said:

I just can't compete with you two !!!!.  I don't have any thesis'is's at all - but having a hell of a lot of laughs reading these pages.

I like to try to keep up with all the discussions but people are writing so flamin' much the past week or so, I conk out before I get through the day's bleatings.

Now I am gong to be in real trouble as I am not giong to be online for about five days.  Well I thought four but the driver who is taking me away -ooooohhh taking me away, hohoho, hoho - thought we said we were going for five days. So whether I get home Monday or Tuesday is up to her as she happens to be the driver so I will just have to do as I am told.

I don't think there will be much to do where we are going which is why I figured four days would be enough.  Georgetown about four hours away from here.  As this lady we are going to visit is at present  in charge of the caravan park there, we will be housed in a cabin - well unless the tourists have flocked to town in the meantime.

Anyway look forward to catching up - this will be the first discussion I check after my personal e-mails!!.  

Hi Caroline, Arrived early so had a little time before rehearsals for the great escape and the triumphal return. That welcoming committee used for illegals that  used to be called the RAN have a new vessel the HMAS Juliar Gillard. As Juliar prepares and hopes  to warm a seat on the UN security council this new vessel is a welcome addition to increasing the Navel Gazing capacity of the Fleet in Western Waters.

 I took this unnoticed during sea trials. Note, Juliar in disguise and illustrating one of the Roles she plays to perfection these days in that play on words called Questions and Answers up in Liar's Castle the Hill Canberra.

 

 

 The HMAS Juliar Gillard with Juliar getting her sea legs in readiness for the Grand reception and Ball at which she Juliar will be the keynote speaker to be held on Xmas Island soon.  The Ball held just to assure new arrivals totally stunned to learn on making Landfall that they are sailing into a Carbon Dioxide Tax. Many chanting "No to the tax on air we breath as there is no tax and plenty of Air in Indonesia. With a chorus singing at the top of their voices,"Show me the way to go home". Juliar hopes to quell the disappointment and unrest by the assurance they will be amply compensated for the costs of the Carbon dioxide tax and a little bit over . Don't forget you saw it first on Lampooner's Inc. I am off now to check up on the Fuhrer Barnett and his Stormtroopers (Police) in regard to the stand off in Broome. If by chance or design I do not return East to Eden I will continue mailing using the NBN I see they are erecting some pidgeon lofts east of Broome in case the Gas uprising thugs cut the cables. Back in French history the King's good sort said," let them eat cake" and I pray they don't fancy pidgeons. THe closest telephone box is way up in the thugs territory. Regardsto all and this despatch from the action in the Wild West. Robert WN.
 
Dr Caroline Wright said:

Yes Robert I want to come and I have old (as in out-dated) passport.

Kind regards

Caroline

Robert William Nickisson said:

Dear Caroline,    I will get back to you as soon as I can, probably about the same time as Beverley returns from her holiday and don’t read any "thesis'is's into this statement as I left for WA immediately this mail further below arrived in my mail box.

I was told on the phone the first 46 boats are booked out but I want to get over and on a boat back before the open armed and bow legged generously minded open handed and credit carded Labor Federal Government are punted out by that Abbott fellow.  

Really you would think a Rhodesian Scholar would be more thoughtful. Then again I didn’t think they had scholars there in Rhodesia only Hounds, like that other African State the Basketvilles another Hound dog paradise. Cast your mind back before "thesis'is's took six days out of a seven day week and remember that Hound dog of the Basketvilles that Elvis put into a song, yes Elvis he was a Hound dogs lover.

 “How much is that Hound Dog in the window,” he inquired of the Pet Shop owner in Dallas, who gave him the Hound for free when he purchased a Gold, Ruby and Diamond enclustered dog collar. He just could not get enough of Hound dogs; you live and learn a lot when your mind is no all cluttered up with "thesis’is". But more about Abbott, I heard from a Turncoat I met under cover in a Labor think tank all thinking hard on how to get rid of Juliar Gillard without hurting her feelings.

This chap a bully boy named Turnbull who at the last breakfast he attended with Tony just happened to remember, Tony said that he was a not at all pleased when people spend other people’s money they have to borrow first in order to get it to spend on other people, proving Turnbull indicated he Abbott is not Prime Ministerial, Pawn or Banking material.

By the way Caroline have you an old passport I can rip up and throw overboard just as I arrive back at Xmas Island in sight of land and under the eyes of the Australian Navy. I will need one as I ready myself for the trip and some heavy duty sandpaper I will need to distort any fingerprint matching with my part pension payouts I get now. Here at sea is my door to a far better life in Australia with two income streams and even if I lose the other full pension under A Swindler I also claim now I will still come out on top. They get the right royal treatment our illegal immigrants and why should Abbott rain on their parade or at least not until I have been welcomed back home from Indonesia. Regards Robert WN

News Flash

The Australian Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off the North West coast of Australia. This placed the Navy in an awkward position as the boats were heading not away from, but towards Indonesia.

Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with Australians who were all seniors of pension age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Indonesia so as to be able to return to Australia as illegal immigrants and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Australian pensioners.

The Navy it is believed gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey north.

We are booking the next boat out; let us know if you want to come too. ………….Contact

The Western Australian Branch of the One Nation………..Authorized by Lyn Vickery - State President One Nation W.A.



Dr Caroline Wright said:

Have a great trip Beverley and don't pick up any strange "thesis'is's" along the way. I do believe that these little nasties have gone viral in places such as Georgetown.

Will miss you.

My kind regards to you

Caroline



Beverley Prescott said:

I just can't compete with you two !!!!.  I don't have any thesis'is's at all - but having a hell of a lot of laughs reading these pages.

I like to try to keep up with all the discussions but people are writing so flamin' much the past week or so, I conk out before I get through the day's bleatings.

Now I am gong to be in real trouble as I am not giong to be online for about five days.  Well I thought four but the driver who is taking me away -ooooohhh taking me away, hohoho, hoho - thought we said we were going for five days. So whether I get home Monday or Tuesday is up to her as she happens to be the driver so I will just have to do as I am told.

I don't think there will be much to do where we are going which is why I figured four days would be enough.  Georgetown about four hours away from here.  As this lady we are going to visit is at present  in charge of the caravan park there, we will be housed in a cabin - well unless the tourists have flocked to town in the meantime.

Anyway look forward to catching up - this will be the first discussion I check after my personal e-mails!!.  

Arrived in my Mail  with a message of common sense that AUSTRALIA needs. Robert WN

CAN THE AUSTRALIA SURVIVE GIVEN THE FOLLOWING?

The folks who are getting free stuff, don't like the folks who are paying for the free stuff, because the folks who are paying for the free stuff can no longer afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff.

The folks who are paying for the free stuff want the free stuff to stop, and the folks who are getting the free stuff want even more free stuff on top of the free stuff they are already getting!

Now...  The people who are forcing the people to pay for the free stuff have told the people who are RECEIVING the free stuff, that the people who are PAYING for the free stuff, are being mean, prejudiced, and racist.

So...  The people who are GETTING the free stuff have been convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for the free stuff by the people who are forcing some people to pay for their free stuff, and giving them the free stuff in the first place.

We have let the free stuff giving go on for so long that there are now more people getting free stuff than paying for the free stuff.

Now understand this: all great democracies have committed financial suicide somewhere between 200 and 250 years after being founded.  The reason?  The voters figured out they could vote themselves money from the treasury by electing people who promised to give them money from the treasury in exchange for electing them.  Thomas Jefferson said it best:  “Democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not”.

The number of people now getting free stuff outnumbers the people paying for the free stuff.  We have one chance to change that at the next election in 2013 will we? Failure to change that spells the end of Australia, as we know it.

ELECTION 2013 IS COMING

A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!

I'M 100% for PASSING THIS ON!!!

Let's take a stand!!!

Gillard:     Gone!

Borders:    Closed!

Language: Here more than 5 years, younger than 65 then English only!

Culture:     The Australian Constitution!

Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before Welfare!

NO freebies to: Non-Citizens!

We the people are coming…

Only 86% will send this on; it should be 100%.  What will you do?

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money."  -- Margaret Thatcher



Robert William Nickisson said:

Hi Caroline, Arrived early so had a little time before rehearsals for the great escape and the triumphal return. That welcoming committee used for illegals that  used to be called the RAN have a new vessel the HMAS Juliar Gillard. As Juliar prepares and hopes  to warm a seat on the UN security council this new vessel is a welcome addition to increasing the Navel Gazing capacity of the Fleet in Western Waters.

 I took this unnoticed during sea trials. Note, Juliar in disguise and illustrating one of the Roles she plays to perfection these days in that play on words called Questions and Answers up in Liar's Castle the Hill Canberra.

 

 

 The HMAS Juliar Gillard with Juliar getting her sea legs in readiness for the Grand reception and Ball at which she Juliar will be the keynote speaker to be held on Xmas Island soon.  The Ball held just to assure new arrivals totally stunned to learn on making Landfall that they are sailing into a Carbon Dioxide Tax. Many chanting "No to the tax on air we breath as there is no tax and plenty of Air in Indonesia. With a chorus singing at the top of their voices,"Show me the way to go home". Juliar hopes to quell the disappointment and unrest by the assurance they will be amply compensated for the costs of the Carbon dioxide tax and a little bit over . Don't forget you saw it first on Lampooner's Inc. I am off now to check up on the Fuhrer Barnett and his Stormtroopers (Police) in regard to the stand off in Broome. If by chance or design I do not return East to Eden I will continue mailing using the NBN I see they are erecting some pidgeon lofts east of Broome in case the Gas uprising thugs cut the cables. Back in French history the King's good sort said," let them eat cake" and I pray they don't fancy pidgeons. THe closest telephone box is way up in the thugs territory. Regardsto all and this despatch from the action in the Wild West. Robert WN.
 
Dr Caroline Wright said:

Yes Robert I want to come and I have old (as in out-dated) passport.

Kind regards

Caroline

Robert William Nickisson said:

Dear Caroline,    I will get back to you as soon as I can, probably about the same time as Beverley returns from her holiday and don’t read any "thesis'is's into this statement as I left for WA immediately this mail further below arrived in my mail box.

I was told on the phone the first 46 boats are booked out but I want to get over and on a boat back before the open armed and bow legged generously minded open handed and credit carded Labor Federal Government are punted out by that Abbott fellow.  

Really you would think a Rhodesian Scholar would be more thoughtful. Then again I didn’t think they had scholars there in Rhodesia only Hounds, like that other African State the Basketvilles another Hound dog paradise. Cast your mind back before "thesis'is's took six days out of a seven day week and remember that Hound dog of the Basketvilles that Elvis put into a song, yes Elvis he was a Hound dogs lover.

 “How much is that Hound Dog in the window,” he inquired of the Pet Shop owner in Dallas, who gave him the Hound for free when he purchased a Gold, Ruby and Diamond enclustered dog collar. He just could not get enough of Hound dogs; you live and learn a lot when your mind is no all cluttered up with "thesis’is". But more about Abbott, I heard from a Turncoat I met under cover in a Labor think tank all thinking hard on how to get rid of Juliar Gillard without hurting her feelings.

This chap a bully boy named Turnbull who at the last breakfast he attended with Tony just happened to remember, Tony said that he was a not at all pleased when people spend other people’s money they have to borrow first in order to get it to spend on other people, proving Turnbull indicated he Abbott is not Prime Ministerial, Pawn or Banking material.

By the way Caroline have you an old passport I can rip up and throw overboard just as I arrive back at Xmas Island in sight of land and under the eyes of the Australian Navy. I will need one as I ready myself for the trip and some heavy duty sandpaper I will need to distort any fingerprint matching with my part pension payouts I get now. Here at sea is my door to a far better life in Australia with two income streams and even if I lose the other full pension under A Swindler I also claim now I will still come out on top. They get the right royal treatment our illegal immigrants and why should Abbott rain on their parade or at least not until I have been welcomed back home from Indonesia. Regards Robert WN

News Flash

The Australian Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off the North West coast of Australia. This placed the Navy in an awkward position as the boats were heading not away from, but towards Indonesia.

Another surprise finding was that they were loaded with Australians who were all seniors of pension age. Their claim was that they were trying to get to Indonesia so as to be able to return to Australia as illegal immigrants and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate Australian pensioners.

The Navy it is believed gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey north.

We are booking the next boat out; let us know if you want to come too. ………….Contact

The Western Australian Branch of the One Nation………..Authorized by Lyn Vickery - State President One Nation W.A.



Dr Caroline Wright said:

Have a great trip Beverley and don't pick up any strange "thesis'is's" along the way. I do believe that these little nasties have gone viral in places such as Georgetown.

Will miss you.

My kind regards to you

Caroline



Beverley Prescott said:

I just can't compete with you two !!!!.  I don't have any thesis'is's at all - but having a hell of a lot of laughs reading these pages.

I like to try to keep up with all the discussions but people are writing so flamin' much the past week or so, I conk out before I get through the day's bleatings.

Now I am gong to be in real trouble as I am not giong to be online for about five days.  Well I thought four but the driver who is taking me away -ooooohhh taking me away, hohoho, hoho - thought we said we were going for five days. So whether I get home Monday or Tuesday is up to her as she happens to be the driver so I will just have to do as I am told.

I don't think there will be much to do where we are going which is why I figured four days would be enough.  Georgetown about four hours away from here.  As this lady we are going to visit is at present  in charge of the caravan park there, we will be housed in a cabin - well unless the tourists have flocked to town in the meantime.

Anyway look forward to catching up - this will be the first discussion I check after my personal e-mails!!.  

Hi Caroline, While you may not like it YOU are aboard that boat NOW it's called Australia. The Ass Captaining it one Juliar Gillard. Regards Robert WN
 
Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Robert

The pigeon post arrived with your mail tied to her leg with an elastic band. She (being the pigeon) was very tired and needed to rest up. What I must say is that when you are angry you yell really loudly and in technicolour. I am really worried about me because I could actually understand your woffle,  paper-wasting, ranting prose which used more than one page because of the large print and the yelling.

 

In relation to the boat photographed and renting for sailing to Australia I am definitely not coming...I am not getting on board a boat with a motor and no petrol tank or oars with a ass as captain.

My kind regards to a fellow traveller

Caroline

 

Hi
Caroline, Is that an entry into my very scarcely populated list of old BANDS of some time back?  Elastic Band the only one that comes instantly to mind I used to listen to  and take the hat around for occasionally on commission on Brighton Pier in the Summer Season.

It was called  "Jock Strap and his Elastic Band" but I think that was well before your time and they broke up and sold the title for good dosh to Bonds Underwear and it was music to their ears the way that article of Apparel sold to weight lifters. Regards Robert WN 
Dr Caroline Wright said:

Dear Robert

The pigeon post arrived with your mail tied to her leg with an elastic band. She (being the pigeon) was very tired and needed to rest up. What I must say is that when you are angry you yell really loudly and in technicolour. I am really worried about me because I could actually understand your woffle,  paper-wasting, ranting prose which used more than one page because of the large print and the yelling.

 

In relation to the boat photographed and renting for sailing to Australia I am definitely not coming...I am not getting on board a boat with a motor and no petrol tank or oars with a ass as captain.

My kind regards to a fellow traveller

Caroline

 

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